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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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He'd never make it up all those stairs.
They are the cousins who can never meet.

So, how are you tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:10, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Don't disturb him
He's watching Phoneshop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:11, Reply)
i'm multi-tasking

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Can't possibly be.
You're a man.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)
But I rock.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Still feeling poorly.
But I'll be fine tomorrow. How long are you away for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Till Monday.
I intend to have MUCH FUN.

Does Liverpool have a pier?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Doubt it.
If it does, it'll be up on bricks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Of course
Well it has a Pierhead anyway.

Southport has a pier. Get Roota to take you to Southport. It's nearly nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:14, Reply)
Don't be daft.
I shall be too busy shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:17, Reply)
poor Southport is well tired

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:18, Reply)
It's got to be 15 years since I last went to Southport
It wasn't in the best of health then but it had a certain charm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Oh aye, and a nice bus journey, if you ignore the Bootle bit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Bootle always reminds me of The Flumps.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:23, Reply)
Keep that image
If, by any unfortunate chance, you wind up in Bootle cling to it like a life-raft.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Reminds me of misery

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)
I want to go.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Go on a Wednesday afternoon
That is carer and patient day
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)
I don't see my carer on a Wednesday :-(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)
I've only ever been past on the train
My sense of self preservation has stopped me getting off to investigate.

On the plus side - Salford looks far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:31, Reply)
Really?
Wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Shit yes
And not 2 miles from me is Manningham, where every piece of furniture you last thought you'd seen in 1986 is lying sodden in someone's front garden.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Always went on the train
But Bootle is grim from the train too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:23, Reply)
So grim

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)
I thought you'd gone to bed
I just got your text. But I didn't reply cos I thought toy were asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Me and my homey Tiggz are just waiting for the washing

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)
I keep pressing ignore instead of reply on my phone screen.
I just hung my last lot up on the clothes horse. I'm almost packed now. Woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)
You'll have to get Roota down to WsM at some point.
She'll go home with a new-found-fondness for Bootle then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:33, Reply)
She must have gone past wsm when she and dj came to the wedding.
Probably a good idea, really.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Find out if she is any good at crazy golf first.
I'd hate to lose my title.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)
I never go near Bootle.
Ex's mother is probably still looking for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)
What did you do to the ex?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Nothin.
The ex's ma wanted me to be the daughter she never had but she was a fucking mad cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Get any applications off this week?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:38, Reply)
No. I'm being fussy.
Main thing is I sent one off last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Well good luck!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Ta la

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:48, Reply)
This is totally my excuse too.
I'm going to start pestering agencies next week.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:45, Reply)
You'd better!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:46, Reply)
About bedtime for me
So you both have a topper weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:33, Reply)
t'ra

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)
While I think on
Are you still pestilent? I don't want to catch jeffaids again.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Nah I'm all better now.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)
b3th will probably give you a new strain of lurgy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:39, Reply)
So will your face

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:40, Reply)
What's wrong with my face?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:40, Reply)
I don't know. Didn't the doctors tell you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:41, Reply)
*Sobs-
Forever alone.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Could be worse.
At least you're not quentin.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:43, Reply)
True.
It could be worse for you too. You could be b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:44, Reply)
I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:45, Reply)
heh heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:46, Reply)

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