Of course
Well it has a Pierhead anyway.

Southport has a pier. Get Roota to take you to Southport. It's nearly nice.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't be daft.
I shall be too busy shopping.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:17, Reply)

poor Southport is well tired

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:18, Reply)

It's got to be 15 years since I last went to Southport
It wasn't in the best of health then but it had a certain charm.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Oh aye, and a nice bus journey, if you ignore the Bootle bit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)

Bootle always reminds me of The Flumps.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Keep that image
If, by any unfortunate chance, you wind up in Bootle cling to it like a life-raft.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Reminds me of misery

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I want to go.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Go on a Wednesday afternoon
That is carer and patient day
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)

I don't see my carer on a Wednesday :-(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)

I've only ever been past on the train
My sense of self preservation has stopped me getting off to investigate.

On the plus side - Salford looks far worse.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Really?
Wow...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Shit yes
And not 2 miles from me is Manningham, where every piece of furniture you last thought you'd seen in 1986 is lying sodden in someone's front garden.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Always went on the train
But Bootle is grim from the train too.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:23, Reply)

So grim

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I thought you'd gone to bed
I just got your text. But I didn't reply cos I thought toy were asleep.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Me and my homey Tiggz are just waiting for the washing

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)

I keep pressing ignore instead of reply on my phone screen.
I just hung my last lot up on the clothes horse. I'm almost packed now. Woo hoo!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)

You'll have to get Roota down to WsM at some point.
She'll go home with a new-found-fondness for Bootle then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:33, Reply)

She must have gone past wsm when she and dj came to the wedding.
Probably a good idea, really.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Find out if she is any good at crazy golf first.
I'd hate to lose my title.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)

I never go near Bootle.
Ex's mother is probably still looking for me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)

What did you do to the ex?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Nothin.
The ex's ma wanted me to be the daughter she never had but she was a fucking mad cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Get any applications off this week?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:38, Reply)

No. I'm being fussy.
Main thing is I sent one off last week.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Well good luck!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Ta la

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:48, Reply)

This is totally my excuse too.
I'm going to start pestering agencies next week.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:45, Reply)

You'd better!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:46, Reply)

About bedtime for me
So you both have a topper weekend.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:33, Reply)

t'ra

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)

While I think on
Are you still pestilent? I don't want to catch jeffaids again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Nah I'm all better now.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)

b3th will probably give you a new strain of lurgy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:39, Reply)

So will your face

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:40, Reply)

What's wrong with my face?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:40, Reply)

I don't know. Didn't the doctors tell you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:41, Reply)

*Sobs-
Forever alone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Could be worse.
At least you're not quentin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:43, Reply)

True.
It could be worse for you too. You could be b3th.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:44, Reply)

I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:45, Reply)

heh heh heh

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:46, Reply)