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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening thread!
If you could have any animal (real or imaginary) as a pet what would you have*

*assume that someone else deals with the poo and you have enough room for it.

alt: have you got a sexy brother you can set me up with? How about a cousin?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:13, 218 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
alt; No.
Sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)
I'll accept 2nd cousins

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Why not join
One of those dating websites.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)
:(
I am too munting/unpleasant/ridiculous even for those, it would seem. FOREVER ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Don't mention LARPing

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I try not to until at least
a few messages in. Problem is at least 2 of my pictures are larping ones. It's the only time anyone points a camera at me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Are there not any nice LARP gents?
I'd have thought it was quite male-oriented.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:28, Reply)
oddly all my larp mates (or most of them)
are in relationships. Plus, I'll tell you a secret...I've only been to one larp event all year.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Well it's not a secret any more is it?
Maybe some more application to LARPworld next year then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:31, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1455062
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:31, Reply)
hey, I went out last night
in teh REAL world
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I somehow picture you on a mobility scooter wearing a virtual reality helmet that aint plugged in

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:35, Reply)
With an orange flashing light on the scooter?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Yer that's the one

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)
it was steampunk
it had cogs glued to it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Add details
Of your pension to your dating profile.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)
alt - a Gay brother and a cousin with MS
I wonder how Barry is getting on?

I met him for a couple of beers yesterday and I suspect he may not have actually got to the match.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:18, Reply)
you met him in real life?
is he a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)
You've been behind the computer for too long

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:20, Reply)
that is a crap online chat up line

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1455055
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)
fair point

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Barry is mint.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:20, Reply)
you TASTED him?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)
He's a decent geezer
But to get to his match tonight from Amsterdam they had to hire a coach, except the coach firm refused to take football fans so they booked it on the pretext that they were going to the theatre.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Has he left the price tags on all his posh (state funded) clobber, easy geez innit bruv ?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I have met him in real life and he's boss

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:25, Reply)
he comes across online as quite the prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Ahem.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:26, Reply)
got a cough have we?
i ent never started an ALL OUT WAR with my neighbours over been a prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)
So do you but you're still boss so shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:28, Reply)
i don't think he means to tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Why do you say that?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:29, Reply)
some thread i saw where he was threatening all out war with some kids down his road for shouting abuse at him
he came across as quite spectacularly dim and immature, as well as aggressive and silly enough to get himself into some serious trouble

lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Well he seemed a fine sort to me
Although his team have lost so he may revert to type.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:35, Reply)
If Roota says 'boss' then it must be true.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)
I'm so fucking confused,
1) What has cavey's origional thread got to do with Barry?
2) How did TD know she was talking about barry?
3) Then how did Cavey know TD knew she was talking about barry.
4) How do the rest of you know that cavey was reffering to barry at all?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:47, Reply)
because we're all talking behind your back

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)
women can't be captains

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)
pretty sure they can

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:52, Reply)
dunno where you heard that love

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
'course they can, captain sandwich maker, captain kitchen cleaner, captain hoover upper, captain secutairy, captain maternity leave.... loads of potential to be a captain there.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
hahahaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
aww you boys
you're almost like real people
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I was on a plane once with a female captain.
She made a right bollocks of parking it, though, and she insisted on having her CD on all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)
an i bet she was menstruating all over the shop

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I thought we'd hit some turbulence
Turned out she was doing her makeup in the rear view mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I just added a comment about Barry
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1455049

Don't worry yerself lad.

How's the moving stuff going?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Ohhh, I thought that barry thign was related to the origional post rather than a new thing.
It's going alright, on sunday the lady who does the cleaning downstairs is gonna give me a a couple of hours a week to help me get things into order. The movers will be doing most of the packing. I'm really looking forward to it, ordered the sofa and dinning room table last saturday, I think I'm gonna order the bed this saturday, then next saturday I would have exchanged so I'm meeting with the waldrobe and carpet fitters to get that bit sorted, and I'll also buy a load of cutlery/plates/pots/pans/etc and leave them in the box in the new place so I don't have to bring them from my old one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Also, check out the homepage for my new app..
The tiles move and flip around to give more information.


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)
dunt work its just a picture mate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Shit, what browser are you using?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)
oprera

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)
tried it on internet explorer and chrome too, don't work on any of em, have ypu done any prgramming before?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Wait a sec, internet explorer? Are you on windows?
Just to let you know, in the EULA they say that anything you do on your computer is automaticly copywrited to micro$oft. I don't write anything for them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)
o right, what do i have to do to make it work then? download a firefox or boot up um bungo?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)
is it working for anyone else?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)
If you've got the WP7.1 SDK and Emulator I could send you a packaged build.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)
erm yeah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Oh, is that on beta or something? It might not be a working feature yet.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Good lad
May as well buy now because I don't think there'll be any post-xmas sales this year.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)
Yeah', the only waiting-for-sales bits will be the kitchen and possibly the bathroom and any kind of electronics.
The waldrobe will more than likely be fitted and the carpets are from a local company so they don't really have sales that would effect us.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I expect that Comet will be flogging stuff for pennies very shortly

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Everyone likes stories of Barry getting beat up
Hopefully that's happened
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)
BUT THEY STARTED IT
IT THIS ALL-OUT WAR
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:20, Reply)
KILLER BARRY LAME KICK FOLLOWED BY THE FLAILING HANDS OF A SPASTIC

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)
If you can honestly answer "yes" to both these questions, you may be in luck.
1. Can you speak Barnslish and/or Doncastrian?
2. Are building-site labourers or smackheads your type?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)
classy family
so why is no one answering the main question, taht was way more interesting, surely?

I wish I had a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I have an array of satisfactory pets already
Although I'm not seeing enough of my hounds at the moment, sadly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Well take your gloves off.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I have a Northern accent, Jeff.
So this gag is inappropriate to me. I appreciate the convoluted labours that brought it about though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Never mind
All well with you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)
As it goes, yes
Et tu?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:39, Reply)
one of my guinea pigs is almost a hippo

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)
I want a pet squirrel.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)
a red one?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)
You could get a grey one
And paint it with Humbrol.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:43, Reply)
then it could be shiny red.
btw, re sig. yeah, i liked it but they#re over playing it. I like the one about the ventrilloquist putting his hand up a singer's bum
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)
You're just making that up
For your own personal fantasies.

Humbrol do matt as well. A gloss or matt squirrel?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)
no, it;s a real song that 6music keep playing.
gloss.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I'll listen for it
I could tone the gloss squirrel down with weathering powders.

I was wondering why CQ had gone to bed but glanced up at the clock. It's quite late. Where does time go, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)
i think it goes nowhere
and we travel through it. Or it's just a way of assembling identity from decrete selves that exist in a 4th spacial dimension.

might be nice, how about a little low lighting round the contours?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Airbrush work then?
Bigger than I normally work with but it can be done.

Fuck it - if it's an airbrush job I'll do it plantinum mist.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)
I'd have a rat
It's be very well trained and ride on my shoulder.


Alt: I have a cousin, but he's in the wrong guild, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Fuck you all then, I'm off to bed.
Oh and Cavy, don't think I didn't see you pretending to be me in the last thread. Not impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Well fuck off then.
You and your fucking imaginary rat "friend."
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)
haha, I was totally just like you
didn't mean to ignore you, rats are cool, but I was busy rolling in money
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:43, Reply)
you can't just cross the streams like that

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:44, Reply)
I'm back.
Was I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:54, Reply)
well, were you hit?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)
No.
I'm watching 3-2-1 on Challenge TV
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)
why would anyone do that?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Because it was on.
I'm about to watch Phoneshop now though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Challenge TV - not exactly an intellectual challenge then, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Do you remember the clues on 3-2-1?
Of course it's high-brow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)
ITV
prole
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)
No-telly-haver.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)
No, i just remember when the Brian Rogers Connection came on

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:02, Reply)
They were on this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)
This is a bit of popular culture that seems to have passed me by.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TAkA_0S3Yw
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:05, Reply)
What a fine rug baron Ted Rogers was!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)
*Does the 3-2-1 fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Doesn't excuse his shocking rug, though.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3zINfjngF4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:24, Reply)
nighty night chumpsters

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Tits

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:05, Reply)
My dog. He's ace.
Alt: apparently I have a very sexy brother, but I'm afraid he's taken.

In other news, why aren't I in bed yet? I have a long drive tomorrow and I need my sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Where are you going tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Totally going to Liverpool, innit?
Ar eh.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:06, Reply)
Why not take your dog with you, it can meet Rootas cat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)
He'd never make it up all those stairs.
They are the cousins who can never meet.

So, how are you tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Don't disturb him
He's watching Phoneshop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:11, Reply)
i'm multi-tasking

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Can't possibly be.
You're a man.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)
But I rock.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Still feeling poorly.
But I'll be fine tomorrow. How long are you away for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Till Monday.
I intend to have MUCH FUN.

Does Liverpool have a pier?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Doubt it.
If it does, it'll be up on bricks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Of course
Well it has a Pierhead anyway.

Southport has a pier. Get Roota to take you to Southport. It's nearly nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:14, Reply)
Don't be daft.
I shall be too busy shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:17, Reply)
poor Southport is well tired

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:18, Reply)
It's got to be 15 years since I last went to Southport
It wasn't in the best of health then but it had a certain charm.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Oh aye, and a nice bus journey, if you ignore the Bootle bit

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Bootle always reminds me of The Flumps.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:23, Reply)
Keep that image
If, by any unfortunate chance, you wind up in Bootle cling to it like a life-raft.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Reminds me of misery

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)
I want to go.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Go on a Wednesday afternoon
That is carer and patient day
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)
I don't see my carer on a Wednesday :-(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)
I've only ever been past on the train
My sense of self preservation has stopped me getting off to investigate.

On the plus side - Salford looks far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:31, Reply)
Really?
Wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Shit yes
And not 2 miles from me is Manningham, where every piece of furniture you last thought you'd seen in 1986 is lying sodden in someone's front garden.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Always went on the train
But Bootle is grim from the train too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:23, Reply)
So grim

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)
I thought you'd gone to bed
I just got your text. But I didn't reply cos I thought toy were asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Me and my homey Tiggz are just waiting for the washing

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)
I keep pressing ignore instead of reply on my phone screen.
I just hung my last lot up on the clothes horse. I'm almost packed now. Woo hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)
You'll have to get Roota down to WsM at some point.
She'll go home with a new-found-fondness for Bootle then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:33, Reply)
She must have gone past wsm when she and dj came to the wedding.
Probably a good idea, really.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Find out if she is any good at crazy golf first.
I'd hate to lose my title.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)
I never go near Bootle.
Ex's mother is probably still looking for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)
What did you do to the ex?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Nothin.
The ex's ma wanted me to be the daughter she never had but she was a fucking mad cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Get any applications off this week?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:38, Reply)
No. I'm being fussy.
Main thing is I sent one off last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Well good luck!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Ta la

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:48, Reply)
This is totally my excuse too.
I'm going to start pestering agencies next week.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:45, Reply)
You'd better!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:46, Reply)
About bedtime for me
So you both have a topper weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:33, Reply)
t'ra

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)
While I think on
Are you still pestilent? I don't want to catch jeffaids again.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Nah I'm all better now.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:37, Reply)
b3th will probably give you a new strain of lurgy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:39, Reply)
So will your face

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:40, Reply)
What's wrong with my face?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:40, Reply)
I don't know. Didn't the doctors tell you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:41, Reply)
*Sobs-
Forever alone.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Could be worse.
At least you're not quentin.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:43, Reply)
True.
It could be worse for you too. You could be b3th.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:44, Reply)
I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:45, Reply)
heh heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:46, Reply)
Cheetah, without question.
It could sleep on the foot of my bed, I'd feed it live rabbits and walk it on a lead. In other news, WOO, birthday weekend has started! *dances* Up north tomorrow *wiggles*
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Have fun Noel.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Cheers chap.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Give Blousie a squeeze from me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I'm gonna have to write a list.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:15, Reply)
So is this a milestone birthday you're celebrating, or just an excuse to rock out with Blousie, Tourettes and DG?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:16, Reply)
362 birthdays to London.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Milestone lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Very droll.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:31, Reply)
Nah, I'll be 36.
Tourette's and DG bought me a ticket up there for my birthday, awesome folk that they are, and it so happened BGB was going too so triple win! I also get to meet Sweary Jr which I'm looking forward to, and Mildew, which I'm unsure about, having heard many fart-based anecdotes about her.

Also a chance to try and get my head straight.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:18, Reply)
Well I hope it's everything goes fantastically well for you.
And you get everything you want out of the weekend and a whole lot more.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:21, Reply)
You're ten days ahead of me.
Have a great weekend. Squeeze Blousie for me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Aha sweet.
Have a good time too eh? I'll pass it on fo sho.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:15, Reply)
They'll be none of her left as I too have requested a squeeze.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:15, Reply)
The poor girl will be squeezed flat!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Yeah, enjoy.
And happy birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Cheers ol' boy.
Hope things are looking a little clearer for you now.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:15, Reply)
He is.
Now that the rain had gone. He can see all-lll obstales in his way. Gone are the dark clouds that had him blind.

It's gonna be a bright (bright) bright, bright sun-shiney day!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Keeping a sense of perspective.
I'm not dying, I just have an inconvenient disorder which I felt compelled to whinge about.

Distance in time gives a sense of proportion.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Splendid.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Right, bed.
Ni.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)
alright bumlovers?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Alright lover of bums?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Fine thanks Jefferino.
You terrible quender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Glad to hear it.
Barrymore.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:41, Reply)
no probs, Lubbock.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Had a good day, Glitter?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Not really.
But I am proud that quender has become parlance on here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:51, Reply)
What went wrong today?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:53, Reply)
autism boy and I am getting a cold

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:53, Reply)
You bender.
Got a busy weekend coming up?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:54, Reply)
maybe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:55, Reply)
Well you keep your cards close to your chest.
Don't share if you don't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:57, Reply)
will do bbz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:58, Reply)
I'm gonna do some boozing this weekend.
Providing I recover.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:59, Reply)
needs less factage

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:01, Reply)
Okay.
I'm gonna go places and do things.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:02, Reply)
Much better.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:03, Reply)
And I might enjoy myself.
But I might not.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:04, Reply)
heady and scintillating stuff, right here.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:04, Reply)
I hope I'll enjoy myself.
If that isn't giving too much away.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:09, Reply)
Right. Big day tomorrow. Definitely bedtime now.
Night, quenders.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Dec 2011, 23:48, Reply)
ok so just gone on facebook and one of my mates is friends with applebite.
Small world eh.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:13, Reply)
Do you just collect b3tan's on facebook?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:16, Reply)
no the mate isn't a b3tan that's why it's weird.
I am only friends with a few b3tans on fb. MAinly 'cause most of you are mongs.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:25, Reply)
I remember you asking me to 'friend' you via gaz.
Thankfully, I've not logged into facebook in about 4 years. I'm sure I'm not missed.

How much longer are you away for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:27, Reply)
That was when I really liked facebook, now I just like it to post sesame street videos
and call my mates stupid. Back on the 11th, gutted, really don't want to leave. I love my class.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:43, Reply)
How many kids are you teaching and are they (the school) happy with your style?
What has teaching in the states taught you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:44, Reply)
I have 20 in my class, all my evaluations, bar one have been good, the other was satisfactory.
It goes, Excellent, Good,Satisfactory, Serious Improvement needed, Shit

It has taught me that many small steps, repeated and reinforced is the best way to teach 4 yr olds. And hold my enormous girth.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:49, Reply)
What did you fuck up with?
(I'm in no mood to celebrate your success).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:50, Reply)
Music lesson,
plannedto teach rhythm then have them experiment with percussion instruments but they really struggled with it andI spent so long going over the basics ran out of time to do anything fun really.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 0:54, Reply)
Rhythm method?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 1:58, Reply)
they know what patterns are so you explain rhythm is just a repeated pattern of sound
and have them clap in time with you counting 1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4 before getting them to stop counting and saying tea,tea,tea,tea, instead. Once they have this under control you can teach double time by saying cof-fee. Then you can start combining the two in different ways.Ideally you do this over an hour and they do loads of fun activities on percussive instruments but we had 25 minutes do to them being a nightmare getting changed from PE so it was rushed and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 2:12, Reply)

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