Best Christmas day memory
One Christmas I bought my youngest daughter (now 24) a 'Teddy Ruxpin' - a teddy bear that would read to you from cassette tapes (remember them?) with its mouth and eyes moving. After dinner at my folks' place (with my brother & sister &their kids) when the munchkins were asleep we put a frank Sinatra cassette in.
My dad nearly was laughing so much he couldn't speak, my mum actually wet herself laughing and the rest of us were helpless rolling on the floor.

Come to think of it, that was the last time we all had Christmas dinner together.
alt: Can't think of one!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:17, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Are your parents a bit simple?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:30, Reply)

Not any more!
They're a bit dead.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:31, Reply)

Yeah look I'm sorry about that, Cap.
Won't happen again, I promise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 8:58, Reply)

haha, orphine, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)