I would greatly appreciate it
If they could possibly take him to the bank to withdraw £900 to repair the damage he did too that would be even better. But he'll have to remember to take his cheque book.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why did whoever it was vandalise your car
and why is whoever it is dropping charges?
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Because he was a cunt who decided to throw paintstripped on it for no apparent reason
Because the CPS are cunts who despite charging him and setting a court date and all the rest now decide there isn't enough evidence against him.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Child protection society?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Crown prosecution service.

(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Croissant preservation society?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

*whistles*
doesn't quite fit to the tune though, sadly.
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

say it faster it'll be fine

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Do you know where he lives?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:59, Reply)

No.
Sadly.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Even if I did
the Mrs has a real bee in her bonnet about us not lowering ourselves to his level.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Your Mrs
Whilst undoubtedly right and lovely, doesn't need to know about these things. I'd brick his windows at 4am or something.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Oh man next time you're about we'll get some balaclavas
and go break shit
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Too right!
Pick a CCTV free escape route and the world is yours to smash.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

it's norf laandaaan innit
allowed to smash shit up here and do some lootin on the way home
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Keep your eye out.
And paint stripper the cunt's face if you see him out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:04, Reply)

That's really fucking retarded
if they had enough evidence to arrest and convict how have they suddenly not got enough to take it to court?
(berk, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Because they are stupid cunts. Probably.
The mrs is going to try and find out why.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I'll try and get it so he wees himself and I'll film it and put it on youtube and send you the link
and you can point and laugh at pissy pants.

£900 for the damge and an extra £200 for the emotional damage. May as well get a few drinks out of it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 14:56, Reply)