You should pop down to Bristol and see her while she's still dieting.
Then, maybe if you show her a good time you'll get one last sympathy bone once she's down to her target weight.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

The trouble is right, if I do her while she's fat, it's all fair, I won't know any difference. But then when she knocks off the pounds and I still get a go...
... then it'll put a downer on the previous times I've done her 'cus I'll think that I should have waited until she wasn't an ugly mess.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)

But at the moment she's all got stuff to grab hold of
and if she loses weight her massive jugs might slim down, and that would be a fucking tragedy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I guess I could call it a favour-fuck, you know, one of those fucks you give to give her a bit of self esteem to sort her mess out.
HOW THE HELL DOES THIS TACTIC WORK ON PEOPLE? Seriously, this is probably one of the most vile things I've ever said, and I've seen people speak like this and get laid loads of times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Ask Swipe
seems to work a lot with her.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I thought she only went for affluent flamboyants.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

It's alright Gonz
I've got pretty good self esteem and standards. No-one off the internet has a chance
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Sad Times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

Well in that case there's probably no point in meeting you at Download next year.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Haha, is that a code word, you gets down and she gets the load.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:59, Reply)