quandry!
I have a shit load of port, I quite fancy some booze. HOwever it has to be drunk within 2 weeks of opening and I'm not sure port is for guzzling (except from the bottle in a field at 3am dressed as a pirate).

is it port time? I don't want to accidentally get portfever when I have a lot of work to do tomorrow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:29, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I ignore those "drink/consume/eat within X days/weeks/months" because I'm hardcore
It has of course meant I've eaten mould on occasion. I blame Crow for a lot of these.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:32, Reply)

You swallowed something mouldy of Crow's?
/Gonorheaspunklolz
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:34, Reply)

He made me a cup of tea with white lumps in :(
(true story. He doesn't believe in milk expiry dates...)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Can he not smell anything?
Mouldy milk is one of the few smells that really makes me feel ill.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Either he's trying to kill me or he had a cold at the time.
It was deeply unpleasant.

I still think he's ace, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:42, Reply)

He is isn't he.
I like his lovely hair.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)

It's a bit mulletish at the moment :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)

still?
blimey
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)

This is even after he fed me undercooked meat.
Though he puts up with me being crazy. So we're even I guess.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)

port is not the same from a glass
also, not the same as when you're already drunk and someone's passing a bottle round of it. I'm not sure I'm as fond of port as I thought
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Have cheese with it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I love port

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Because it is a delicious delicious drink

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

it is getting nicer as I drink it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

It's always port o'clock. Fact.
Why the quandry?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 2 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)