forewarned is forearmed
and I have two forearms. You are going to be fajitas
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

All the forwarning in the world does not change the fact that
your swords are rubber, mine are not. Bring it on LARP-bitch.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:57, Reply)

you forget
my archery training - I've got a 22lb recurve bow within two paces of me right now and about to purchase a 24lb one. I'll have shot you three times before you can get near me, mortal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:00, Reply)

Interesting point.
Perhaps we should team up and eat dozer, he's lean and tender.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:02, Reply)

True.
I am also veggie, so will taste nearly as good as I look.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Excellent, we are decided.
unless you have some unmentioned skill with weapons or martial arts?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:07, Reply)

also, if you can cook
I don't fancy him raw
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Better than you I can cook
Also pretty good with knives, I reckon I could turn my hand to butchery.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)

it's a deal then
I'll take him down with my bow, you chop him up and cook him. I guess that means I'm washing up, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Damn right.
If there are three things I hate, they are washing up and maths.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:10, Reply)