Oh my god.
that's hilarious.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

She left the table
and returned a few minutes later, bright red, in different trousers. My brother and I almost died from hilarity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I bet you did!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:37, Reply)

Of course, we bring this up every year.
Along with the time my mother chased my brother down the street waving a rolling pin after he'd sneaked home mid-boozeup to get some drugs from my bedroom, and then collapsed on the floor in front out our grandmother.

Another family favourite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:39, Reply)

oh wow. That's intense.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:42, Reply)

On christmas day last year I managed to get pissed on 10 year old Macallem and tell my father-in-law he was a cunt.
Boxing Day was a little quiet after this.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Men should not drink whisky in front of their extended families.
I have done exactly the same thing. Had to sneak out of the house at 6am and drive home.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:50, Reply)

oh dear...
but in fairness, I think it happens to most people.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 8:51, Reply)