jesus christ
youtube videos of your beetroots growing would move more quickly and have more comedy potential than this. you're only going to do your own online research and bore us all with the outcome in due course anyway.

the head partner of my old team was the rudest colleague on the planet. one morning i came in and he clicked his fingers to summon me in some agitation. the other 3 members of our team were in court and he had clearly forgotten. "hello-er- you." (i'd been there for 2 years by this point) "where on EARTH are- er - er - er - whatshisname, dooberryface and thingyhead today???" the trainee, presumably thingyhead, had been with us 6 months. the other 2 had worked with him for 5 fucking yeaars. unbelievable. mind you, he also sued his own grandmother over an inheritance issue, so...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

He wasn't called Michael, was he?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

nope
but he would probably have called me that, had i stayed beyond 2 years
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I had been emailing some bloke back'n'forth for 2 days just knowing that he sits somewhere behind me, about a project.
then he came up to me to ask a question about it, and I realised I didn't have a clue what his name was or that he was who I was dealing with. We've both been there for over a year.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

wouldn't his name in the email address be a tiny clue, mate?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Yeah', I knew his name, but not his face.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)