At my last job, I was in a bit of a funny way, had to much on my mind, and someone offered me an A0 printer and then asked me what I'd do with it.
I couldn't think so I said I'd make full life size copies of me, 100s of them, all in different persitions, I'd then put them up all over a tube carridge so when it pulls into the station, people will think the carridge is full of the same people, in the mean time, I'll then have the caridge all to myself and my clones. If they tried to arrest me, I'd just stand really really still and they won't know what one to arrest.

This got the most weirdest looks I've ever seen, complete deadpan, I don't even know why I said it. After about 20 seconds of stunned sillance, I went "Or something like that.... maybe a bus". And then everyone just walked away.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

All aboard the Gonz Train.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 12:30, Reply)