hurrah
I'm very proud
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

fanks
it had to be done eventually. but i haven't been this gutted since i was 21. he's a fucking idiot!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Well a least you've stopped fucking an idiot

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

an that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

TGB sage advice 101
stage 1 - stop fucking idiots.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

the fucking wasn't so much the problem
he wanted all the other intimate stuff that normally people don't want to keep - in my experience, if they want to keep in touch, they usually want to keep the sex but ditch the rest of it! i told him that it wasn't a friendship, it was him cherrypicking what he wanted out of a relationship, but that went down like a cup of cold sick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

eeew cold sick boiks

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)

i love that phrase
so.... accurate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)

It does actually make me feel a little bit of warm sick in the back of my throat

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)

that and "i could eat a monkey's miscarriage"
are two of my most favourite expressions
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)