He could get one of those big showers that comes out of your bath taps and has a big head
that stand right above your bath so that it's like standing under your own personal tropical rainshower.

Hey swipe, did you know that a mere 12 months ago we were friends and you nearly invited me to a bash? Crazy isn't it. When are you going to invite me to a bash again?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:49, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

gee, i don't know
i'll take a straw poll at my pizza bash and assess the results.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Okay, I'm willing to say sorry on the internet if you buy me pizza.
I think that's a pretty reasonable deal considering I haven't done anything wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:02, Reply)

why do you have to have done anything wrong
for me to hate you with a totally zealous passionate hatred that burns like fire (or your arse tomorrow morning)?

maybe i just HATE YOUR FACE?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:04, Reply)

It's because it reminds you of a hot guy you dated who turned out to be gay.
But I'm not gay, I'm married. Which I guess from your point of view is just as bad since I'm unavailable, but at least you can pretend it's because someone else got to me first, rather than my experiences with you making me realise that having cocks u my bum was preferable to ever getting my dick wet again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:08, Reply)

you know, i think i can cope with you being unavailable
in the same way i could cope with winning the lottery and having sex with bradley cooper on top of all the cash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)