Did you know that in some jacuzis, the ones that spit out air, you can use that air to breath?
It's perfect for floating face-down for hours until someone comes in and they're like "OH MY GOD, THERE IS A DEAD BODY IN MY JACUZZI ! I MUST CALL THE POLICE, OH GOD, OH GOD, THIS IS WHAT RUINED MICHAEL BARRYMORE. SHIT SHIT SHIT. WHAT DO I DO? I'VE NEVER SEEN A DEAD BODY BEFORE !" and then as they slowly go up to your body laying face down, and tap your shoulder, you turn around and yell "SUPPRISE ! I WAS NOT A DEAD BODY IN YOUR JACUZZI, I WAS PLAYING A JOKE ON YOU". and then you both fall on the floor laughing about how she called that weird guy from the pub and booked flights to arginteena before calling the police.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You should get one of those.
But remember to leave the bathroom door unlocked or the joke won't work.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:57, Reply)