You could go to WsM
And have b3th show you the attractions.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Do you reckon we could do that thing on the crazy golf course like in the films, where I put my hand on her hips and have sex with her?
.... wait, no, not have sex with her, show her how to swing, that's it. Show her how to swing, can I show b3th how to swing?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:28, Reply)

After the last round of golf
I'm sure she'd take any help offered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Oh good, thank you for letting me know that b3th would let me teach her how to swing so my balls get closer to the hole than should I not help her.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Amberl might want you to coach her as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Although Blousie got a hole in one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Will yous stop being so grim

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Blousie did get a hole in one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Do we get a discount for getting a threesome worth of swinging clubs rather than a normal couple?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:12, Reply)

I don't know.
You'd have to negotiate with the person in the little kiosk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Do they charge by the round or the hour? What happens if we can fit two rounds in a hour and five minutes?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:19, Reply)

We played a single round.
I don't know if you can play by the hour.

To be honest, it wasn't the best crazy golf course I've been to. You could probably find a better one if you tried.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I can't believe b3th never took us here
www.weston-super-mare.com/Jill_Dandos_Garden
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I hate playing a single 'round in a swinger's club, seems you might as well stay at home.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Hey Gonz.
This site has details of the prices on it!

hamandeggerfiles.blogspot.com/2011/07/fellas-crazy-golf-in-weston-super-mare.html

And if you damage one of their golf 'sticks' it'll cost you a fiver.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:29, Reply)

OMG OMG OMG OMG
www.dinosaursafari.co.uk/web/guest/find-us

This is two bus rides away from my new place.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)

He couldn't find a better playing companion, though.
I'm back from Liverpool. I still have all the wheels on my car, which is a bonus.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Yay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Did you miss me?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Err, yeah.
Deffo.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Well
That's alright then.
I'll ignore the thinly veiled sarcasm.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:38, Reply)

b3th
Next time we PIER BASH can you take us to this other crazy-golf course in WsM?

hamandeggerfiles.blogspot.com/search/label/Weston-Super-Mare

It looks better than the one we used.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:40, Reply)

It's a bit of a walk
but I'm sure we could manage it.

So, will you be up for another PIERBASH next year?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Probably.
Although I'm going to call drinks on the Cider Boat too. Maybe you should head into Bristol?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I could possibly manage that
with enough advance notice and a tail wind.

I assume they serve something other than cider as well?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Probably.
Saying that, there are other nice pubs available close to the apple boat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I do like to be awkward.
I really don't like cider. Even apple juice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:56, Reply)

We've got crazy golf in Bristol too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I think we should go to that big laserquest thing off Broadmead.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I don't think it's there anymore.
www.junglerumble.co.uk/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:00, Reply)

What about the one at Long Ashton, next to the flyover?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:01, Reply)

It's now flats.
That got knocked down about 4 years ago.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Maybe they'd let us in for a cup of tea

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 20:02, Reply)

That looks fun, I'd be up for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)