What have you done Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:02, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

been in a christmas concert
not as a twinkly christmas star, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Did you get the part of Mary
Or were you a wise (wo)man?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I was a sheep
and they always get lucky round here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

#sings...
Whilst shepards wash their socks by night
All standing by a truck
The Captain of the Cave came down
And gave them all a fuck.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Did you wear a tea towel on your head?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

yeah, but only when I played the part
of 'kitchen utensil no. 3'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)

With that sort of attitude.
You'll always be a spatula.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Fork off

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Tsk.
I'd take that as a condiment. But I won't.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:19, Reply)

you're conversation is always peppered with puns

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Have you got any winter pepper?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I won't
FALL for that one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)

No winter pepper?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)

in summery, no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)

*Ponders*
I wonder if Cavy has any somersault....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)

i knew it 2was there somewhere

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)

*BEAMS*
I feel a bit bad Captain. I was going to book a coach to head to London this weekend. I decided to spend the extra on the train instead.

What a waste of cash.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:30, Reply)

worth it
the last coach to a b4ash tookk forever and there was no escaping the horrible girls singing and squealing in the back
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I hope so.
Night!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)