No, just taking a shit.
Literally.

My father's sent me a superb Shakespearean insult generator and I was going to share it, but I intend to be making liberal use of it in the coming months and don't want to 'show my workings' so nerr.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:05, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have a Shakesperean Insults Mug
So I don't need your workings you lump of foul deformity.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1459326
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)

If you're looking sympathy, then you won't find it here. Perhaps you'll find it in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

If only there was some sort of global spanning lattice
that one could search for such a thing,
Thou rancorous pottle-deep mangy-dog!
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)