Yup, that I do.
Still I'm sure you can 'console' the little lady Mr Badge.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

we've discussed terms
but so far his offers of champagne, satin bed sheets, twin roll top bath tubs on the private terrace overlooking the gloucestershire countryside, 8 foot four poster bed and 3 shots of viagra vodka each are not enough to compensate for my fear that he might leave his pink socks on during sex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

you can get viagra vodka? seriously?
fucking hell. The mind boggles.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

well, you can't buy it
but you can make it, yes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

christ, what for?
well - i mean, I know what for ... but what for?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

when the goods are that unappealing, you need all the help you can get

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

oh come on
don't waste your goal of 3,000 posts on the same old repetitive shit. i mean, that's a big deal for you, you've worked so hard to get there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

tjhis shits easier than you at a christmas party

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

if only you were as sparkling and interesting
you tedious little mongmong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

mwah xxxxxx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)

urgh, close your mouth when you do that
i don't want mongmong slobber on me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

get all you can, you'll be too old soon

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

yeah
because that happens in real life. you tool. you can get laid however young or old you are!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

most can, you can't

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

it took you that long to come up with that?
boring is bad enough. boring and slow... jeeez.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I'm quite sure she can console herself, old boy.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Ah, what an image.....
*reinstates Swipe in wank bank*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)