My wife takes care of the present buying for immediate family and her lot, my sister takes care of the presents for my mum & dad etc.
I just have to sort something out for the two of them. Usually they will give me some indication of what they want. You may envy my easy life, in this regard.

Alt: I've just scoffed a leftover samosa, often used as a starter but best had with morning tea and some imli.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

What the fuck is imli?
Sounds like a dwarf from Lord Of The Rings.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)

It's the forest name for pygmy spunk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Superlative dipping sauce
made with tamarind. Makes good samosas into great samosas. Also good for pouring over chana masala.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

What the fuck is Chana Masala?
Sounds like a song from The Lion King.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:34, Reply)

It's the forest name for giving a stranger a tromboning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Has Indian food not reached Essex yet?
Chickpea curry as eaten by dwarves from LOTR whilst singing songs from the Lion King.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)

What the fuck is chickpea curry?
Sounds like a gayers curry.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It is
Given that consensus opinion seems to be that vegetarian = screaming homosexual.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

That's what I was aiming at.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:46, Reply)