After a great deal of thought,
I think you would make a top notch school crossing attendant.
Only about 1 hours work per day, and a smashing dayglo coat. The rest of the time you could write the great english novel.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:52, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

My brother wants to be a postman.
He is not joking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:18, Reply)

My neighbour's a postie.
He loves it. Mind you he wiped old people's arses before he started at the Post Office, so I guess anything's an improvement after that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Pub by lunchtime every day, This is what my dear old bro dreams of.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:24, Reply)

It's a fair enough aspiration.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:25, Reply)