What, ever? How is your hair not greasy?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Nope, never.
Dunno how it's not greasy, it's pretty short though. If I use shampoo it goes all floppy and soft. Without shampoo it looks much better (I don't use gel/wax either).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Grim.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I don't know how this works
But you don't have to wash your hair to keep it in good order, apparently.

Look at all them Berts in the olden days. They all had glossy flowing locks without the intervention of Lever Bros..
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:20, Reply)