I have been told that I have Depp-esque cheekbones.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

don't reckon I'd fuck
you though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

You probably would.
Sadly, the converse is untrue.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)

nah
I'm pretty nifty with the chloroform
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:56, Reply)

He is actually quite pretty
if you like that kinda thing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)

want some chloroform?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)

No thanks, I'm good.
He's a bit girly though, but if you like depp that's OK, think depp crossed with Tennant
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

yeah, but girly isn't good
plus, he might put music on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

True, true.
Best out of it really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Who's a bit girly?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

are you practising to be that guy's parrot?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Dozer want a cracker?
Goood Dozer.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Last weekend I sat my kid on my shoulder and made her say 'pieces of eight'.
In a restaurant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

you are the best kind of parent

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)

He is, isn't he?
Despite all his failings this is his saving grace I feel.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)

You should make a good pirate.
I saw a trailer for Treasure Island the other day with Eddie Izzard as Silver, while I'll wager you think he's 'fucking shit' It actually made me want to get sky.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Oh God no.
That book is a masterpiece. Izzard should be exterminated. A more affected and self-consciously 'ooh I'm so random and tangental' turd is perhaps impossible to find. Hang on, 'Noel Fielding'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I knew it.
He makes me laugh, but some to think of it his acting is terrible. STill TI is overdue a modern remake. I might try and download it at some point as I do like a good bit of pirate, but then I like Noel Fielding too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Shame about the Dodd-esque teeth and Feldman-esque eyes though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)