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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Buy more expensive wines then, cheapskate.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:30, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
I buy very nice wines. It's Port, sherry, brandy etc I can't get alongside.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:32, Reply)
You are dead to me.
I have no Kroney.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:32, Reply)
Soz
I like sherry trifle, if that's any help?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:34, Reply)
Sorry, who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:38, Reply)
Also, wine gums.
They have port and sherry and stuff in them, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:39, Reply)
I'm Monty, pleased to meet you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:43, Reply)
You're not pleased.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:44, Reply)
I am rarely pleased by anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:00, Reply)
Start with a port for about £15.00 let it warm up, and take little sips.
You'll soon be rolling around on the floor fighting the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:39, Reply)
Port is quite nice with lemonade.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:34, Reply)
Tut tut tut.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:35, Reply)
Port is great, you cretin
it's such a shame it makes me so bloody ill.
(berk, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:36, Reply)
You aren't supposed to drink it in pints.
As I remember the next day, every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:37, Reply)
The first time it was my own fault for drinking several jugs of cheeky vimto
the second time it was just my fault for drinking it at all when I'd established the effect it has on me.
(berk, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:39, Reply)
And what effect is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:41, Reply)
It drives her to rape and pillage her way through spa towns

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:44, Reply)
That's handy, I'm off to Bath this weekend, maybe I'll get lucky.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:45, Reply)
I was hoping for projectile vomiting, I would have slipped it to her at the next bash if that were the case.
I'm not sure i want to be responsible for a pillaging, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:46, Reply)
You're ok with rape though?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:47, Reply)
Isn't everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:48, Reply)
9 out of 10 etc.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:56, Reply)
It gets me hilariously drunk very quickly
and gives me a three-day hangover.
(berk, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Cretin?
How very bloody dare you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 8:38, Reply)

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