Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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if you don't pronounce "scone" correctlythe joke doesn't work
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:08,
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I've never had a set way of saying scone.I say it both ways. I never know myself how I'm going to say it until it is said. Meaning the joke only works 50% of the time.
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You should see my collection of Red Dwarf tee shirts.They are tee shirts with catchphrases from a sit-com on them, meaning I am a comedian. A very funny comedian.
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i thought people over the age of 25 weren't allowed to wear things with slogans on them?i must review the law on this point.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:19,
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Slogans are for people with nothing of their own to say.All my clothes have slogans. Even my pants. One pair says "These are underpants". It's ironic because it is literal.
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The fastest item in the bakery one?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:10,
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no, the one about the margaret thatcher film having an 18 ratingduh
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:11,
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I'm taking a stab in the dark here, but the punchline must be 'not suitabel for miners'?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:17,
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You're in grave danger of me liking you if you carry on like this.And you wouldn't want that now, would you?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:19,
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I'm a very likable person.I have over 50 Hot Wheels cars, 13 Nerf Guns and a fuckload of Scalectrix. Or Scalextric. Whatevs.
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I don't believe you.You can't hold the handle down on a scalextric controller with hooves.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:22,
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