She tripped over a foot-long chestnut-brown penis in the dark.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:29, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

And fell on it. I'm sure they believed that in A&E.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:38, Reply)

I was at school with a chap
whose mother worked at A&E in Southampton General Hospital, and she told me that South Today presenter Chris Peacock was once admitted with an electric toothbrush up his arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:47, Reply)

What toothpaste did he use?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Ultra-brite.
It was the 80s, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:53, Reply)