Insomnia o'clock thread
So gay midget Tom Cruise apparently has a new Top Gun film in the works. Is this a good or bad thing? Does the world need more homo-erotic volleyball?

What films need a sequel? Sell it to me, what is the plot, characters, title, tag line?

Alt:
Best thing to do in the house on Friday evening when the "other half" is off out to get leathered?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 5:53, 47 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alt: watch terrible horse porn.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:12, Reply)

None of it's *that* terrible.
There's always some merit to horse porn, I find.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:19, Reply)

I did once stumble upon some horse porn, on Youtube of all places.
You could tell it was filmed in some back water part of eastern Europe.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:24, Reply)

Cool story, bro.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:25, Reply)

What? you want details?

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Stills.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:29, Reply)

"stumble upon"
did you search using the words "hrose porn?"
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:27, Reply)

She tripped over a foot-long chestnut-brown penis in the dark.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:29, Reply)

And fell on it. I'm sure they believed that in A&E.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:38, Reply)

I was at school with a chap
whose mother worked at A&E in Southampton General Hospital, and she told me that South Today presenter Chris Peacock was once admitted with an electric toothbrush up his arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:47, Reply)

What toothpaste did he use?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Ultra-brite.
It was the 80s, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I was looking through the daily links and saw a still of a women who seemed to be fellating a rather large black cock.
God did I feel foolish when I watched the video and it was actually a horse.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:29, Reply)

This seems reasonable.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:32, Reply)

Am I being bullied again?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:19, Reply)

YOU'LL KNOW WHEN I'M BULLYING YOU, SUNSHINE!!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:21, Reply)

How about now?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:25, Reply)

Nope!
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:27, Reply)

I feel the need, the need for a pee.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:15, Reply)

Gandhi 2.
The musical.
With Michael Crawford as zombie Gandhi.

alt: masturbate, play with lego, watch darkplace and get drunk
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:21, Reply)

Clean up before the lego though.
Don't be dirty.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:22, Reply)

It could also be an Anime thing.
With a robo-Ghandi.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-lkSIrwo1A

NSFW possibly, if your work are dicks.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:24, Reply)

Good God!!
Don't let Broadsword see that.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:26, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:29, Reply)

'Gandhi 2: Electric Boogaloo'
I'd watch that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:24, Reply)

If I'm going to be honest, I've already made it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hI8DTIkGc0
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:26, Reply)

I'll have to watch that from home.
Perhaps I'll wait til the missus is out to get leathered, and thus solve Sporto's 'what to do' dilemma at the same time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:28, Reply)

I worked on the CGI for Avatar and we basically made this just to test the techniques out.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:30, Reply)

Will I need 'Three-Dee Glasses'?
I don't have any.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:40, Reply)

Yes.
I mean no.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:45, Reply)

It's good you and the missus can share these moments together.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:31, Reply)

Yes.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Any film with that terrible man in, is shit.
And not 'good-shit' like Red Dawn or Marked for Death, 'shit-shit'. He's bent, his face is annoying and he's a cunt. The only plus to a Top Gun sequel is that it might ruin the first one for wankers who think it's really good - in an irono-lol way or not. I remember when my father saw it he claimed 'the flying sequences are excellent'. He flew jet fighters for the RCAF for a bit in his early 20s until his eyesight went and to this day he gets a massive bone-on about air force films. But I don't. It's shit, he's shit, fuck off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:22, Reply)

Really Crap Air Force

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:29, Reply)

This is entirely correct. The Canadian one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:30, Reply)

Was he draft dodging and got it a bit wrong?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:42, Reply)

He's not the brightest of chaps.
It wouldn't surprise me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Red Dawn is brilliant.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:42, Reply)

It really is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Alt: I spend two nights a week round my ex's
so she can go out and get leathered/ruin some poor man's life or whatever it is she does. I'm not allowed to drink round there so I just go to bed. I was asleep at 8:30 last night.

So that's my answer: go to sleep.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Whereas I drank booze and had a curry last night
But what to do this evening? How about MORE OF THE SAME.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:58, Reply)

A dress rehearsal is good preparation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:01, Reply)

tonight I will be watching the Public Enemy documentary on BBC4.
And drinking beer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Perhaps the beer will make Chuck D's tedious hectoring less painful to endure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 8:51, Reply)

You don't like Public Enemy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I'd say Serenity, but I have no idea how they could make that into another film
So I'm glad they're letting it lie.

Alt: Watch a FILM, or read.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)

i think the matrix needs another sequel, or harry potter
alt: cry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)