My daughter is being raised to say 'haitch'.
I am fighting a losing battle against this. Her mother is bright, but from Kent and thus has some pronunciation 'issues'.

She cannot say the word 'girl', for example.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

what does she say instead of girl?
young lady?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Girw I'll wager

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

wtf is a girw? i have never heard of a girw

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

My son's TEACHERS "corrected" him on it.
The fucking cunts.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Oh dear.
That's realy quite worrying.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

There's two "l"s in "really".

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Oh fucksocks.
Maybe Monty has the right idea and I should just go back to bed today.

Although I'd probably miss and fall asleep in the wardrobe the way this is going for me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)