I would hardly call myself a noob, I've been lurking on an old account for years. To judge whether I have a sensebof humour from a grand total of 2 posts is a bit presumptuous is it not?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Not on a humour site, no.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Oh. Now I get it...
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Maybe.
But if you've been lurking that long you know how this works, now fuck off and die, there's a good chap.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)

If I promise to make my next post hilarious can I stay please? Pleeeeeeaaasseeee?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Nope.
It's Not up to me, Quentin has the final; say on this one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:26, Reply)