I am really very happy indeed to have a word with ol' chutters for you.
He's annoying ME now. Gaz me his details.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i'll just have to meet some dude in barbados, that'll cure me
here, this will make you laugh - stumbled across it online over the weekend, and put it on /qotw because it seemed a bit apt... what a total tosser! i seriously hope he was being sarcastic...

I am middle aged, not in the best shape and a little thin on top. All I want is a girlfriend, not a prostitute. I also want someone beautiful, (plain chicks turn me off).

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

He sounds like a funny chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

middle aged and uses the word "chicks" ?
Oh, he's definitely not a total fucking tool.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

i am hoping that it was meant to be a joke
because otherwise he is too stupid to be alive
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Oh, I dunno
I am amazed on an almost daily basis at the baseline for just how stupid it is possible to be and still be alive.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

depressing but true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Hmm...
First your daughter outs you as a bummer. Next you are asking 'Swipe for her gay ex's contact details.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)