much as the guys in the caribbean are super-hot
i'd be too frightened to shag one. i've been on girly holidays when friends have done that, and they can't walk for a week afterwards. i don't fancy being split in two, thank you very much. nor explaining to my father why i am walking like john wayne.

i shall be looking, discreetly from behind my chanels, but not touching.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:55, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It'll be spilling out your nose by the time you're done.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Oh, man, you've thought about this WAY too much

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)

massive stereotyping, right here. Terrible.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

meh, i'm sure there are many caribbean guys with tiny cocktail cocks
but my friends and i have never come across them (in any sense of the word) on our trips to various islands!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I've got an image of you getting ready to go out
sunnies - check
lipgloss - check
phone - check
ruler - check.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

you know me so, so very well

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Haha, that'll be just Swipey's luck, going all the way there and ended up shagging someone with a tiny (for the region) 8.5 incher.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)