Sounds like my worst fucking nightmare.
Is there a DJ on Saturday nights? Is he "local"? Does he love the sound of his own voice, and taking requests? Do the gents smell better than the ladies? Are there bars on the windows?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:49, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Does he interrupt the song every few seconds, so he can tell a 'hilarious' anecdote over the top of it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Do your shoes go "tack tack tack" when you walk across the floor?
Are there a series of holes in the pool table where Fat John has failed a million times at screw shots? Does Kim behind the bar have the best tits this side of the Tyne?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Do they only have one type of beer, and that's Boddingtons?
Is it always the same two old boys stood outside the front door puffing on a prison-stick rollie when you drive past?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:55, Reply)

No. They don't really play music at all, it's old school.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:56, Reply)