Marzipan is vile
Christmas cake is hard to get right, the best solution is to ensure it is well soaked with alcohol, particularly the dried fruit. Serve it with a hunk of cheese and a large port and it is tolerable. No fucking marzipan though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Battenburg comes in slices of pure joy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Eeuw
Your taste buds are wrong.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Sod that. Just have the cheese and port.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I'm going to try and pick up 2 cheeses for Christmas this year
Garlic & nettle, and the scotch bonnet cheddar that Tesco are doing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Little baby cheesus

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)