Bloke I know is so incredibly miserly
that he once cycled from Tufnell Park to fucking Greenwich - because he'd heard he could get some free lightbulbs. The lightbulbs weren't even new.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:11, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

this is part of your repayment contract isn't it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Yes,
every time I tell a comical anecdote my debts are reduced by ten new pence.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)

So your debts have actually been increasing recently?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW
I had two grown men weeping with laughter last night.


Worst gay threesome EVER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 17:23, Reply)