May I ask. Noelly Noel,
whether you have been at the cooking sherry this morning?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I thought that
It has a bit of the "not been to bed" about it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:24, Reply)

Not an area of expertise either of us have any experience of, naturellement.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:25, Reply)

'Course not. Pure as the driven, you and I. Chambourcy nouvelle.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Ever heard Kenneth Williams' spectacular 'Me crepe Suzette' song?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:28, Reply)

Gauloise cigaretter.
Classic!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:29, Reply)

It truly is a work of unparalleled wizardry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Nope, I'm hacking up a good'un and assumed at least one of you cunts would be lurking around here.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:24, Reply)

You got a double cunt morning.
Well it is Xmas.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:25, Reply)

*claps hands together with glee*
God dammit I feel rough, I never get a cough, what's wrong with this country when I wake up feeling like I've got razor blades in my throat? Fuck Cameron and his veto, he's fucked everything for us.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:26, Reply)

It's AIDS.
Soz to be the bearer and all that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:29, Reply)

Stereophonic cuntitude.
A seasonal treat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:27, Reply)

A rare treat in Cameron's Shittain.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:28, Reply)

Hacking up a good'un,
the slightly less ludicrous followup to Freddie Bell & The Bellboys' 'Giddy-Up-A-Ding-Dong'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:26, Reply)

It's Countryside for "I have a dry cough, m'lud."

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:27, Reply)