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I can't liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive if living is without youuuuuuuuuuuuuoooouuuuuu!(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:21, 205 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Harry Nilsson was shit and a cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:22,
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It scares me how often you are wrong with such conviction.(about the 'shit' bit, I think you may be right about the 'cunt' bit).
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:34,
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He was nothing more than a middle of the road pop artist.People rate him because of his association with fellow shitcunt John pissing Lennon. He's bent - you're bent - fuck off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:37,
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I can assure you that given my opinion of John Lennon that's not the reason I like him.But the rest of that is valid.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:38,
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May I ask. Noelly Noel,whether you have been at the cooking sherry this morning?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:23,
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Not an area of expertise either of us have any experience of, naturellement.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:25,
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Ever heard Kenneth Williams' spectacular 'Me crepe Suzette' song?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:28,
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It truly is a work of unparalleled wizardry.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:35,
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Nope, I'm hacking up a good'un and assumed at least one of you cunts would be lurking around here.(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:24, Reply)
*claps hands together with glee*God dammit I feel rough, I never get a cough, what's wrong with this country when I wake up feeling like I've got razor blades in my throat? Fuck Cameron and his veto, he's fucked everything for us.
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It's AIDS.Soz to be the bearer and all that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:29,
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Stereophonic cuntitude.A seasonal treat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:27,
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Hacking up a good'un,the slightly less ludicrous followup to Freddie Bell & The Bellboys' 'Giddy-Up-A-Ding-Dong'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:26,
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Oh fucking hell.I do not need an earworm like that at this time of day. You bastard.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:27,
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I will not consider your manning up to be complete until you have ignored what your Mrs wants you do to and come out drinking instead.Until then, you sir, will still be a flapping great Mary.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:32,
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Compared with yesterday morningI am like a new-born spring lamb frolicking in verdant pasturre. Compared with last Saturday monring, I feel like Daley Thompson when he won everything in that sport contest that time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:32,
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Oh yes.Nine glorious, sweaty hours.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:38,
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Sorry Noel, but you are going to have to live without me this morning.I've got shit to do. I just hope that the rest of off topic will cope.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:31,
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Me also.I keep forgetting I'm off for a week shortly so need to get cracking at work now.
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girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:32,
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I fear this double blow may be too much for some people to take(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:33,
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I know but needs must old boy.I can't be thinking of my fellow B3tans all the time.
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girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:34,
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*lights candle**remembers the good times*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:34,
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*sees suitcase at door**is surprised*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:53,
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I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't give, I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't live anyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more.*runs in slow motion towards Bedfordshire*
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girlinthehole, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:31,
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Up the wooden hill?For God's sake woman you've only just got up!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:33,
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Morning NoelI managed to set a new record for myself this morning, after sleeping through my alarm.
Showered, dried myself, ironed my shirt, sorted myself out some breakfast to get to work and was out of the house in 14 minutes. Quite pleased with that.
In other news, my curry is rather tasty.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:32,
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Don't knock it til you've tried itAnd if you've tried it, then fuck you, you're wrong.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:35,
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Pork chops with a dry rub of garam masala are superb.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:36,
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I use pork steaks for the curry, they're perfect for it!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:41,
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Not at all, I diced the steak into decent sized chunks, and left them to marinade in the curry paste overnightIf you can get ones with a decent amount of fat on them, they're fantastic and moist.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:46,
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You're getting 'pork steaks' and 'your nan's minge' mixed up again.We've talked about this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:47,
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You too eh?Randy old cow, isn't she?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:51,
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I find her to be more like a pork pie, tbh(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:51,
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Pretty much, I just find you have to break through the crust and the jelly before you can get to the meat(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:56,
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I was considering asking you if you fancied a trip to Anfield in January.But then Bilel Mohsni showed what a fucking liability he is, got sent off and turned what was looking like a surefire win over Oldham into us getting knocked out the cup.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:37,
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I'm a bit tiredChristmas is starting to take over.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:51,
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Well fuck a dog - IT'S JEFF!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:46,
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Morning Noel, morning all.I was thinging just last night that things were going well and I'd not felt irrationally shit for a while. So, of course, I woke up feeling shit for no reason. Fucking retarded, as today promises to be a good day, work christmas meal, time with my biy and probably no work to speak of.
So please forgive me in adavance If I spen what little time I am on here today calling people cunts.
You cunt.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:49,
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As soon as you leave work for lunch you'll feel better.You horrendous arse-pirate.
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We shall see.Enforced jolity can be crap but I do work with nice people.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:56,
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Love you too man.Nice work on the ironing BTW.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:56,
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^ Someone else that needs to man up ^what on earth is happening to you all?
Tsk.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:53,
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Glad that DVD turned up squire(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:00,
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IndeedI enjoyed my evening watching Big Benders in Boots doing thing that should not be anatomically possible.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:03,
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Sounds more like the Sunderland 2010/2011 season review DVD.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:07,
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Was that not the DVD you intended to send?It was appreciated none the less.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:05,
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FucksocksI had my Christmas Day wankathon booked in round that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:07,
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No botherI'll wipe it off and send it back.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:08,
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Your kids will be so disappointed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:19,
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I'm actually quite good atmBit skint, as ever, but don't really mind too much. I have 2 jobs, getting some extra overtime on one of them next week, and then I've got 2 weeks off.
It's all good.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:03,
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I've heard you can "give" many moreMorning all! To counteract the lurgy/meh up there ^ I am feeling chipper today. I have nommed a "delicious" McDonalds thingy and have filter coffee and the premise of no overtime to do this evening.
It is out free booze/food staff do tomorrow and Pearl Jam tickets for Manchester June 2012 go on sale on Friday!
Can I get a whoop whoop?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:00,
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due to the prezzie I got in the post last nightYou are the one person I shall not be calling a cunt today.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:02,
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alrite agnostic?did you see that rachel from friends in that film last night, rumor ahs it?
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Nope, I didn't even end up watching the film I wanted to last night, ended up getting side tracked(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:33,
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She's pretty fit in Horrible Bosseswhere she plays an aggressive nympho. Two Thumbs Up!
... is just one of etc etc
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:57,
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We don't even have one which I fine because I loathe all my staff! Woop woop!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:09,
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ooh, ours is tonight too.Although I'm not going. The 'team' Christmas meal was enough for me, sod the whole company one.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:24,
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It is at the BalticVery nice indeed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:25,
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Is that a Northern thing?Ours is somewhere in Camden.
Which is another good reason not to go.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:27,
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It is an art gallery on the banks of the Tynewww.balticmill.com
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:28,
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You must have no palate whatsoever to be able to eat a McDonalds without immediately vomiting it back up.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:05,
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There's nothing wrong with a Sausage and Egg McMuffin.Well, there's a lot wrong with it, but the taste is not one of those things.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:06,
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It was a breakfast wrapI needed "food"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:07,
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Oh, I tried one of those, because I'm a sucker for anything new.But I'm with Battered on this one after all, it was pretty rank.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:08,
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MehUnknown meat, egg thing + cheese = breakfast
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:08,
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Best of all the meatsEDIT:
Actually this is not true. The smoked salt rubbed steak I had on Monday wins that title at the moment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:19,
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I don't have a christmas party as I work for a muslim-run company so I shall be getting in on the Eid act next year and stuffing my face with pakora.(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Brilliant!A less subtle and ultimately shitter version of the first reply in the thread from over an hour ago! Thank God you're here, Bert.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:31,
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I genuinely like "quendermining me" as an expression(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:38,
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if you could just stamp my passport i'll be on my wayyour approval means everything to me at this difficult and trying tim,e
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*stamps passport*Be free my child
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:40,
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Just what he said when he'd 'finished' with his sister.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:55,
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What would. Oh I don't know. Let's justjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvoij
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Is this some kind of Dutch sexual practice?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:24,
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my girlfriends got a bit of a jew noseand we've booked a weekend in the dam in feb, so i'm a bit worried i'll gonna lose her in a attic somewhere :(
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I read that as new nose, not Jew nose(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:29,
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LIke a combination of off eggs and mackerel, I'd guess(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:34,
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I was watching the Garth Merengue episode of Dean Learner's Man to Man the yesterday.In the clip from War Of The Wasps, I noticed for the first time that the wasps are wearing clogs.
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My missus fucking loves Garth MerengueI confess it didn't *quite* do it for me, for some reason. Maybe I wasn't in the right mood for it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:38,
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I think the problem may be that different people have different tastes.It's about time the government did something, if you ask me.
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I think they should offer adult literacy classes to people on the sex offenders' register.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:53,
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that would probably be very productive cos from what i heard lots of people in prison are there cos the didn't get a good enough education first time roundChuck Berry was shit tho wasn't he? I mean talk about awful guitar drawl if ever i heard it eh? he was right shit
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My nad debt is immeasurable(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:59,
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Normally we agree on that sort of stuff.We both dislike Paul Merton intensely, pour l'example.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:53,
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pour l'example? for serious? are you even ha;lf aware of what a MASSIVELY monumental prick you come over as?(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
I want a nice set of kilospoons for Christmas.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:01,
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You are an excellent example of 'pou'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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oh god, the killing ironyunless you are aware of what a MASSIVELY monumental prick you come over as. which, of course, would make it sooooo much better.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:02,
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course i amand i don't use phrases like our l'example and quneder to try and appear cool like some kind of nob
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you're truly weirdi hope you get frostbite over christmas and lose all your fingers so that you can never type again.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:05,
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frostbite of the head so that falls off tooeven better
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:13,
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cfb
the photo doesn't say when it was taken, could have been 76 for all i know(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Fair enough.But the issue is from 2007. So it's unlikely to be that old.
It's all here, mofo, https://sites.google.com/site/personalityhorse/newspaper-cuttinality-horse
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pretty sure they have old photos on NME, they don't just do new bandsi've seen covers with the doors on, and the beatles and that, the pctiure could have been from any time at all, cos your looks is so classically cool
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Good point.Soz.
There aren't many photos of Johnathon Satchel about right now. I've got a feeling that if any do turn up, he'll look a lot like a scruffy manolith, though.
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i don't know what either of those look like, but i reckon he's quite baggy(, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Where is Vipros these days?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:15,
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Splendid.I was wondering about the staying power of Kitt Busby and the Cyanide Metropolis myself, only this morning.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:50,
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Dear god young man He is widely recognised as the first of the Jazz crooners, and has been widely sampled,
I was going to add a FILM fact but I realised I had already become tedious
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They supported us earlier this year.Good lads. Bit cheeky though. They kept teasing us about our school band; Shithead and the Jesus Fuckers.
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If you like Kitt BusbyYou should check out Stephen Hawking's Darts. They're super colossal.
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Oh man I was into them when they were still Jazz Helmcurd and the Winkles.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:19,
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I have a couple of cassingles only. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:24,
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I thought they were ballet shoes or a merengue?/northernjoke
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 9:39,
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weirdly i was just opening OT on my bb on the shitty disgusting tubeqand this song came on my ipod. at first i thought you were stalking me, but then i realised you were about 90 mins too early.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:01,
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So you're admitting to listening to shit "music"(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:02,
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freelymy ipod is a hotbed of mainstream shite, dude.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:02,
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Your bed had a steam of shite too, didn't it?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:05,
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nopethat was HIS bed. and it was now.... erm..... 6 years ago! wonder if he's done it to his wife.
he texted me on sat wanting to go out. as if!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:06,
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