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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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And already at work, have been for 25 minutes for god's sakes.
Today I might implement stage one of "OPERATION GINGER JACKAL" and enjoy watching Western civilisation crumble from my private mansion overlooking the Danube, before partaking of a pleasant afternoon's croquet with the chaps from the Hellfire Club. The evening shall consist of Bollinger and slow roasted James Corden's corpse, on a bed of endangered plant life. Then I shall retire to bed with Cap'n Hood-Butter's several supermodel wives, who will rate me unfavourably on my sexual prowess in comparison to his. I will cry myself to a bitter, salty sleep.
Or I might just work, dance and go to Asda. Could go either way.
(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
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