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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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She was slim, talented, and very attractive
Sorry to disappoint you. The one I was sleeping with behind her back was a big larger, but a cracking shag.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
i meant she was mental

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)
"(joke about only dating fat chicks)"
But yes, she was a tad mentally unbalanced.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)
that was where someone was supposed to imply that i was making a fat joke
when i said well rounded i meant crazy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)
grand
(like your ex girlfriend, as in 'large')
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)
cool
(like the smooth, dimple felsh of her massive thighs)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)
I once fucked a girl with cellulite so bad, a blind man would be able to read it.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
long time ago tho right?
you seem like the kind of guy whose had to wait a while
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)
First time, yes
We still sleep together quite regularly though, tis alright.

In my experience, the slightly larger girls are better in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)
so you're not good enough to go permo then?
she just likes to use you and leave? what is it about you that she finds so repulsive she can't stick around for long?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)
We went out for a year, things went south, we didn't talk for a while
Now, we sleep together whenever she fancies it, really. At one point, it was twice a week, but now it's not so common.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
cos your only half a man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)
You're right, I'm not very tall

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Ha ha.
This made me laugh.
Then again, living in Macc, I suppose you have a lot of fat totty.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)
Well, I've slept with most of them
The married one was a bit of a tubber, but fucking hell, she was good in bed
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)
this is fucken grim man, i don't wanna know bout your love life

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)
I do.
It's the most important thing in the world to me.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Stop asking then

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
I DINT FUCKEN ASK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)
OK, stop prompting me then

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
i'm not

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
it was retorical

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Of course it was(!)

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Change your name to,
Ferret up a fat pipe.
Are they really that easy in Macc? I thought Doncaster was bad.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
They're not that easy, I'm just that damn talented
(i.e Yes)

Also, considering organising a bash for end of January, fancy it?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)
Too right mate.
I've missed the last two Manc ones. I bet you missed me :)
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)
Well, we certainly noticed you weren't there!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)
This made me do a little cry.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)

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