This from someone who's "lurked for 6 years"
I call shenanigans.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*strokes chin*
Good point
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Are you sure?
I mean 'she' has 'tits' you know, you might want to go on being nice and polite, just in case.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I'll see them first then decide

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Do you have a problem
with my ovaries?
(wavylines ~~~~~~~~~~, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Moi?
I have no problem with your alleged ovaries, some of my best friends hav ovaries.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Look I'm sorry about all the other people in this thread.
They're all either benders, sweaty-handed pervs or chronic dullards.

Luckily, I am none these things, so for the knock-down price of a tastefully-shot titgaz I will protect you from these knock-kneed simpletons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:22, Reply)

See, now this is how it's done.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)