I wish I had a hangover.
Instead I have a cold. Pants. I'm going christmas shopping at lunchtime so that'll be hell. My mate's buying me a McDonalds for lunch though so it's not all good.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You don't need enemies

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I've never had a burger in MaccyD's.
I'm tempted by the chicken. What about the beef? OMG the choices.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Eat nothing, avoid eye contact, leave.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Never?
Well you have to have a Big Mac then, just so you can have the 'Oh, this is lovely'...wait five minutes 'Oh, I feel a bit sick now' experience that so many people know so well.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Fuck that, it's the Festive Deluxe.
Contains "A slice of cheese made with Emmental". Awesome. www.mcdonalds.co.uk/food/beef/festive-deluxe.mcdj
Or do I go all Tarantino tribute and have a Royale with Cheese?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:02, Reply)

No!
From experience I can tell you that whenever McDonald's puts a 'special' on the menu it is invariably shit. You don't even get the 'oh, this is lovely' part of the experience, you go straight to the 'oh, I feel a bit sick'.

But, you know, do what you want. Just don't crying to me later...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Hmmm, maybe the chicken.
www.mcdonalds.co.uk/food/chicken/chicken-fiesta.mcdj?dnPos=0
OH THE CHOICES
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:04, Reply)

That looks horrendous at this time of morning.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)

I have never eaten a Big Mac
I once had the veggie burger they introduced about 15 years ago. It was shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Their vegeburgers are alright these days, I have one occasionally.
Oh, ok, I have had a burger in MaccyD's. Just not a meaty one.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I think vegetarians are excused from eating Big Macs
on the grounds that their fragile gay stomachs couldn't handle it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:04, Reply)

They had just started springing up everywhere before I became a vegetarian
But we were far too middle class to ever visit such an establishment (there was even a successful campaign in my area to prevent one being opened.)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Ha. Basildon welcomed them with open arms.
I'm fairly sure they rolled up their sleeves and helped with the building just to get it ready sooner.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)