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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Last day of school before Christmas today. That means you can bring in games. Here's mine; ascii catchphrase:
WHAT NUMBERS DO IN PRIVATE:


     i'm sewing a protective cover for my herbs
       /
      /
     9


EDIT: Quentin got it. It is, obviously, A STITCHING NINE SAVES THYME. Someone else do one of similar quality.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:40, 26 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Also:
AT THE VOWEL PARTY:


who here has an std?
 /
a   e   i    o     u   y    a    e     i      o     u
   /     \    \     \   \    \    \     \      \     \
not me  i do   \    no   \  nope   no   yep    no    no
                \         \
              i don't     certainly not


edit: Darth got it. It's "The I's have it." Someone else do one of similar quality.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:42, Reply)
i've got chylamidia!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)
keep seeing and saying

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)
i have an std?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)
Keep gaying and playing.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)
The I's have it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
ooh if your right i'm gonna be so pissed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Of course I'm right, it's a quiz
I rule at quizzes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)

izzes eering
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)
There's more money in quizzing
Mainly because I'm not very good at queering. Can you give me lessons?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
i'll fucken learn you good pal, we'll be sucking our way across then serengetti before you know it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)
Overheard a woman in my office complaining of having a golf ball in her throat this morning
Was VERY difficult resisting the urge to ask her about garden hoses
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)
i don't get it?
was she had a round of golf before school and accidentally caught it in her gob?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Have you see Full Metal Jacket?
If not, this is going to fall flat on its face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)
is that the one where jackie chan is a spy?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I make that... three posts of a normal conversation before you bellended it
A new record for you, I think?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)
i like the one where him and noel wilson save the world from jeremy irons massive robot spider

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)
It's RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
You win a custom built weekend for two in a speedboat on the M25.*

*prize may settle in transit
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)
This is probably the third best quiz-related moment of my life
Yes, I've consulted my memory banks and can confirm this.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Where's Mr Chips?

(TheColonel, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Uncle billy lost his willy on the motorway

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Are you Roy Walker or the other one who fell down the stairs?

(TheColonel, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Jingle bells batman smells robin flew away

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
REAP WHAT YOU SOW
PARSELY PROTECTOR?
OREGANO HAT?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
it's good but it's say what you see pressing and guessing

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)
a stictch in thyme saves nine?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)
It's... RIGHT!ish
The actual original phrase is A STITCHING NINE SAVES THYME. I don't know where you got your version from. But it is near enough.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)
google recognises mine but not yours, prick
www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/a-stitch-in-time.html
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
No it doesn't.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)
does, your wrong, i'm right i pwnd you, i win and you lose

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)
*fingers in ears* LAL ALALALALALA ALLALALA NOT LISTENING

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)
you big seamstress FAIL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Your version doesn't mean anything. The phrase is CLEARLY:
a stiching nine saves thyme
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
THE END. NO RETURNS.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
theres no such thing as a stitching nine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Yes there is.
It comes after stitching eight.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)
no such thing
i've never seen anyone being so wrong on the internet before, this is the greatest moment of both our lives
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)
You aren't making any sense.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)
i'm busy trying to stitch a nine while i type

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)
THROBBING ICE?

(TheColonel, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)
A bird in the sack is worth two in the alley?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
A Jew does a poo in bag from Tescoo.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)
WHERE IS MY FUCKING BACON SANDWICH?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)
RAAAAARGH!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Ahahh!
Here it is
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)

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