I've got my Silver Swimming Certificate on the wall.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:41, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I NEED THE VALIDATION ALRIGHT

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

They come very much in handy sometimes.
Only last week I was walking by the canal in my pyjamas, when I saw a black rubber brick in the water, that was clearly in some distress. Fortunately for all concerned I was more than prepared for this, and performed an immediate rescue.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Tower Hamlets' own have-a-go hero

( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

This is surprisingly common
Fortunately black rubber brick deaths have been dramatically reduced over the last 20 years.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)