There is literally no point even attempting to reason or argue with doormen.
You'll never win. They're all brain dead morons who wish they were gangsters, half of them being deluded enough to think that they are and that they have loads of "connections". I hate them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've managed it once in my entire life
and that was in Cork. Perhaps they have less retarded doormen in Ireland.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Like I said, they were just doing their job in truth, I don't envy them the responsibility.
Tarring them all with the same brush makes you look like a twat.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You've got to be the biggest wet blanket in the world.
You got forcefully thrown out of a pub for looking for your glasses and are defending the blokes that did it. Christ.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I was massively pissed and kicking off at them, fair play I say.
I wasn't specifically defending them, I was calling you a twat for saying all bouncers are cunts.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)