I read with no small confusion Mitch Winehouse*'s statement
about when he used to have family Christmases, 'being a Jewish family, Christmas is really important to us'. Now I'm no expert theologian but there seems to be something that's not quite right about that.

Tell the class about an example of jaw-dropping ignorance and stupidity you have recently encountered.

OR recount your weekend's adventures. I genuinely made fudge and chutney. I listened to Radio 4. Then I drank half a bottle of rum, a bottle of wine and a handful of beers and crashed into bed at about 8pm.

*he is rapidly becoming one of the most irritating people in the media to me
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:38, 222 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My mum went on a night out with him a few weeks ago.
Very normal bloke apparently, he's a taxi driver in Croydon.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:45, Reply)

He's also planning to record an album of duets.
With his dead daughter.

That's fucking horrible, and there's no way on earth she'd have sanctioned that if she was alive. He's a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I have no opinion either way.
Just that he seemed like an every day, down to earth guy according to mummy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Is this same mummy who dated Wolf from the Gladiators?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Yes, that mummy.
She went out with him as in he was one of their group when they went to a live jazz music thing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)

pretty sure he meant cos hannukah is around the same time, don't think it takes a genuis to work that out
I mean you seem like a fairly inteeligent bloke most of the time, what with your quenders and youer pour l'example, let the team down here mate.

soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:54, Reply)

His daughter was a talentless cunt.
Saturday was quiet, yesterday we went for a meal (which was crap), I then was dragged to do some painting thing with the baby and then I went to see the Levellers last night. They were excellent. The support was shit.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:54, Reply)

I've managed to ignore him for most of the time he's been 'famous', so he doesn't really bother me
Friday - Work do, fantastic food, I had to leave early due to sickness, got back to hotel, chucked up, passed out. Still not happy about that.

Saturday - Hotel alarm went off at 7am, got back home early, fixed internet connection there, cancelled my other appointment for the day as I still felt like shit. Saw a couple of friends, one of whom brought several games round for me to borrow, after they left I spent the next few hours on 'Just Cause 2', which is the most fun game I've played in quite a while. Went out Saturday night, remembered quite how much I hate everyone as I was one of the oldest in the pub. We then went to one of the local night spots, where out night ended prematurely after one of my friends stood on a broken wine glass stem that had been left lying in the middle of the floor. The bouncers were ever so helpful, giving his foot a quick bandage, telling him not to be such a crybaby, before dumping him on the kerb outside, after he nearly passed out inside. Never fucking going back in there. Didn't get back from the hospital til 5am.

Sunday - Woke up after about 4 hours sleep, played on 'Just Cause 2' again, watched the football, attempted an early night, but was interrupted by a friend, ended up staying up til 2am.

I'm a little tired today.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:54, Reply)

The big J was a Jew and the last prophet.
Can't be that obtuse for Jews to celebrate Christmas. Plenty of Muslims do.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:57, Reply)

THEY KIILED HIM, MARK MORRISON'S PRISON SHOES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Biblical propaganda.
Besides, he was charged with heresy. Hanging was too good for him.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:02, Reply)

The whole 'hand-washing' yarn
was fabricated to exonerate the Romans, so that they could market the religion to them. There's no way on earth the Romans would have handed over the administration of justice regarding an insurgent, to the locals. No fucking chance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Yes they would, he weren't no Roman and his crimes were religious in nature.
IF you believe the bible.

That being said the Romans were smashing well good at writing history.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Winners write history

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Or more accuratly the people who can actually write get the honours.
Poor Vandals, poor illiterate Vandals.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)

"History is written by the so-called terrorists who went on to greatness".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

From what I have read
the fellow is likely to have been much more of a militant than the Bible would have you believe - if there's a local chap instigating rebellion, they'd have dealt with him themselves.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)

That was Herod.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I have no religious affiliation whatsoever and I fucking love Christmas
It's not about religion, it's about beer and chocolate and festive Doctor Who specials.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:01, Reply)

I don't do the God thing and I loves the snowman.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Monty?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Maybe he just said Christmas
because he figured most people wouldn't know what Hanukkah is
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)

DON'T LET THAT STOP THE REACTIONARY IDIOTS
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1475249
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Either way, can't say I'm that offended by it or think he's an idiot for saying it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)

i'm pretty upset about it, think i might have a moan on the internet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Jews celebrating christmas is srs bzns

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

if only there were someone, maybe a german, who was prepared to do something about this sick yiddo filth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Herr UberGrupenFuhrer Boyce
Front and centre!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Nah, the Germans seem a nice enough lot.
Now the Austrians, you might have some luck there.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:15, Reply)

there isn't a basement big enough for 6 million of them

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I wonder if they done their own nativity play in the basement.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:18, Reply)

OF COURSE NOT, THERE JEWISH YOU PRICK

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I only said that cause I didn't think you know what Hanukkah was.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Good morning, old boy
Must admit I haven't paid any attention whatsoever to anything eminating from the Winehouse family since finding out that she was a very disappointing live act, despite the best efforts of her excellent band, at Glastonbury in 2007. Yes, I'm judging a Croydon man's worth on his dead daughter's ability to engage a festival crowd. What of it?

This weekend I played and won a game of poker, then promptly talked myself out of half my winnings by suggesting we split the stake and play a second game, which never got finished on account of rum.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Haha, tit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:00, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I had a fantastic weekend.
Friday I took my smashed tele back to Richer Sounds and they replaced it no questions asked, didn't even take it out the box the idiots. Saturday travelled back home, went straight to Fulham for the annual post match Christmas piss up. Went back to the girl I've fancied forever's house Saturday night and we lied in bed all day yesterday whilst watching The Thick Of It. She's ace, she makes me laugh and she got the reference when I said "I love you, in a way" as I was leaving. Dream woman.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:01, Reply)

put a ring on it

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Morning benders.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)

I didn't know his name until you posted this.
I think I must use different media to you because the only time I've ever seen his photo or words in print or on screen was when his daughter died, which was in my opinion, fair enough.
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Yes her death was fair enough. As she was fucking shit and a waste of oxygen.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)

what exactly did she do to upset you this much?
i know she wasn't much of a looker, did she knock you back?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)

He tried to make a play for Winehouse
She say no no no
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)

oh sportscow, brightening my monday morning like a gaydar made of sunshine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

He's just bitter cause he had the lifetime contract to supply her hairspray.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Quite the opposite
She asked Battered out, he said 'no, no, no'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)

pat on head

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Sorry Sporty
I'm on my phone, so not being as quick as you
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Not a problem JTDF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)

A lot of people enjoyed her music
enough at least to make one of her Albums the number 1 seller in the UK for the decade.

Personally I don't much care for her music but I'm not going to describe someone as 'fucking shit' and 'a waste of oxygen' because of that.

From the little I know about her life, she came from a normal family and achieved success in an area that she loved despite not being very pretty, which I think is quite an achievement for a female solo artist in this country.

I understand that she drank a lot and took a lot of drugs. So what. She was a fucking rock star, its what they do. I'll wager you've posted some vapid shit on these messageboards about how wasted you got this one time on drugs.

If you want to hate someone for being an annoying waste of oxygen. Hate yourself Battered...

hate yourself.
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Her music was fourth rate at best.
Her record company were clever in their marketing to portray her as a "tortured genius" as she had multiple dependency issues. A load of people with no musical taste believed the hype and ignored the fact she sounded like Vic Reeves doing his club singer impression.

You'll never see a post from me about getting wasted on drugs - not my thing. You'll certainly see vapid shit though.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Had a Christmas party thing at ours for about 20 people
Made a barrel of EPIC soup, all of which is gone now. Drank large quantities of red wine and beer.

That's about it really
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)

How pissed did them intern guys get?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)

They were still leathered all day!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)

The postman just knocked.
It would appear that when I came home very pissed on Friday night I ordered six books and a DVD off Amazon. Amongst other things I now own the Fulham 2006/2007 season review book and 2009 season review DVD, and god knows why, "Beautiful: A Beautiful Girl. An Evil Man. One Inspiring True Story of Courage". God knows how I came across that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Performed minor surgery on my mum's feet.
I am a family hero.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)

fuck off Colclough!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:15, Reply)

bah!
*shakes fist at Quentin*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:15, Reply)

i dry humped sasha a thte xmas party
is that considered bad form?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)

As long as he enjoyed it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)

apparently i disgust her

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Finger up the bum
She'd be frothing at the clopper faster than Monty after a stray £5
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)

but her bot is massive and i don't want to lose my hand
she sent me one of those female messages on facebook in the middle fo the night too, all cryptic and that no fucken clue what she was on about
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Organise a meeting with her
in the stationary cupboard
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)

As compared to the moving one?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Yeah, they are harder to meet in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)

her bum wouldn't fit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Well I'd got back from the North Pole earlier than expected
so I thought I'd help the old gal out.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)

a family hero Craig Colclough
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)

What did you do?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Made her take painkillers and wine, sprayed Vick's Chloroseptic on her ingrown toenails
(after soaking them in Dettol water) and then used pressure, gouging, and some clipper instrument to sort out her ingrown big toenails.
Four separate spots had to be gouged. Minging and traumatic. She was biting a towel haha.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Ingrowing toenails fucking knack!
I remember coming in from a heavy night out and my toe basically burst. Way to sober up quickly! Toe spots
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

She had a little cry. One piece was a like a frigging THORN right inside her toe.
Her GP's place is shit. The 'chiropodist' is a beauty therapist who can remove corns, basically,and she sent my mum packing a few months ago saying "What d'you want ME to do?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Oof, they're rather painful, I had a recurring one for a few years, eventually they just removed the nail and nail bed

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I'm frogmarching her somewhere after Chrismas to arrange this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Right now though, I am a god.
An hour afterwards she was singing Happy Feet and moving her toes about
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Haha, the relief after having them done is something rather impressive
When I had mine done for the final time, they gave me special shoes to keep my foot tipped back, reducing the bleeding.

I didn't realise that, thought they were only to avoid pain, took them off as soon as I got home, had to go back 4 hours later after I'd bled through the bandages, oops.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Woooooah there!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I got thrown out of a pub.
Literally.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Wooooooo!
You can cross it off your list now.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)

Fucked my glasses a goodun.
My chin, knees, elbows, left cheekbone and right arm all ache like fuck, my hands are scratched to shreds and I'm feeling more than a little sorry for myself.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Bouncers or other boozers?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Bouncers.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Ooocha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Yeah man, proper big bastards as well, I've got bruises all up my arms where they picked me up.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Bouncers = cunts
I got smacked once for patiently waiting to get my coat in line
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

probably mistook you for Barry.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)

This could be true
Except Barry would have been about 12 when this happened
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Ah, just at the start of his coat-choring apprenticeship, then.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I taught him well

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

What happened?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I went out to buy a friend a drink on her birthday.
I was already pissed before I left the house. That was my first mistake. Lost my glasses on the dancefloor, scrabbled around on my hands and knees trying to find them, next thing I remember I'm being manhandled out of the front door of the pub, putting up a massive fight because I didn't have my glasses and I am almost blind without them. Chucked onto the pavement outside, I have the scabs to prove it. I'm not bitter really, the moment I resisted was where I went wrong.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Seems a bit severe for your behaviour.
I reckon you must have given one of the bouncers the shit eye.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

There is literally no point even attempting to reason or argue with doormen.
You'll never win. They're all brain dead morons who wish they were gangsters, half of them being deluded enough to think that they are and that they have loads of "connections". I hate them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I've managed it once in my entire life
and that was in Cork. Perhaps they have less retarded doormen in Ireland.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Like I said, they were just doing their job in truth, I don't envy them the responsibility.
Tarring them all with the same brush makes you look like a twat.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You've got to be the biggest wet blanket in the world.
You got forcefully thrown out of a pub for looking for your glasses and are defending the blokes that did it. Christ.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I was massively pissed and kicking off at them, fair play I say.
I wasn't specifically defending them, I was calling you a twat for saying all bouncers are cunts.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I have a hangover but the last one ever caused by drinking at home on my own.
I now have a booze free home, apart from a bottle of whisky which I'd never touch and some alcohol free beer.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:18, Reply)

?
You are doing it all wrong!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)

It was getting a bit like a habit so I thought I'd better knock it on the head.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)

That is what January is for!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I can't wait till January.
My liver and waistline ganged up on me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)

meh
I'm having a month off everything in January
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Expecting a visit from BK?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)

They are the bottles left over from the ones he bought at my bash.
I keep them as a souvenier.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Everyday life Monty
Alt: I got to Ireland alright, and celebrated my sister's birthday. I also secured partial funding for my trip to Iceland, so crossing fingers like mad that it all comes off.

You chutney ferret is the only response possible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Nice, I've always wanted to do Iceland.
It's got a big tectonic separation I want to visit, plus volcanoes and vents etc.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I want to go to the Blue Lagoon
and apparently I'll be there on the 13th day of Christmas so big celebrations in Reykjavik
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Jealous!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I'm really looking forward to it
What are you up to?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

At the moment?
Lounging in bed with the laptop nursing my chin. Christmas meal on Sunday, finally got my driving licence back so should have bits and bobs of work over the next few days too. Oh, and steering clear of beer.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

The Blue Lagoon is amazing
if you do nothing else whilst you're there, do the Blue Lagoon. It was worth going just for that.
(berk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Lusty and I are going quite soon,
courtesy of her lovely parents. I am v excited.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Really? That's ace
when are you going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

When we want, basically.
Not yet booked it though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Enjoy
I'll be there early January
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

why do you need funding?
frozen chicken nuggets and prawn party rings are pretty cheap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)

See also :
Mini xxxxx
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Mini minge?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)

They seem to be marketing midget snacks
Mini Beef Sandwiches
Mini Cornish Pasties
Mini somethingelse
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

mini beef curtains.
best of all the meat-based wall hangings.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Paedo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

haha.
I didn't think that through, did I? fair play.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Hahaha

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

You are now officially the sixth person to make that joke
I don't think I've ever been in an Iceland, but it looks pretty awful
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Yeah, but someone had to do it
and I'm the first here. Although I apologise, it's a fucking shit joke.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I agree with Ricky Gervais that we should just tarmac the whole thing and turn it into a carpark for europe.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I don't agree with Ricky Gervais about anything
That man is the definition of the word cunt
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

except that in certain situations female genitalia can be a very good thing.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I like him, he makes me laugh.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I nipped across to North Korea
added a few extra bits of lard to Kim Jong Il's meals and BOSH. Job done.

I hope after you had made the fudge, you packed it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Kim Jong Dead

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Just had a text from a pal: 'King Dong RIP'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Forever in our hearts, gone to a better prace.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)

*click*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Sooooo ronery

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

You fucking mong, of course christmas is important to british jews.
1) It's the time of the year where our jelllery stores make most of the year's profits
2) It's the time of the year where our World Banks give out more fines from loans.
3) It's the time of the year where our World Media get to output finals of X-Factor and Come Dancing On Ice With Me.... those shows cost nothing to produce but look at the ratings !
4) And not only that, we get to do the whole thing with hunica, quanza and eed too !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Serious awnser.
Do you go to church? Do you do anything vaguley religious on that day? Just so you know, the jews and muslims both believe jesus was real, that he was an alright bloke, some say even a Rabbi (in the traditional sense, a 'teacher'), even if he wasn't the son of god. So why _not_ celebrate his life? He was alright mostly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)

yeah, but you killed him, Gonz. You killed the baby Jebus.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Typical yok, blaming The Chosen for something the Italians did.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

And if you say "Well, you don't blame a lion for killing a gladiator in a ring, you blame the emporer for sending him into the ring".
Well, I think the Italians should take more resonciblity for it. Oooohhh, they have that vatican thing, big fucking woop, and I thought the jews had a guilt complex.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Please note: I meant "Big fucking woop" in the respect of "Big fucking deal" instead of the amercanisim slur for an italian immigrant.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

it's OK, that would be a wop.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

From the old Neapolitan word, wapo: Attractive man, good with the ladies.
At least, they like to think so.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I didn't know that.
Why do they take offence then?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Cause that's just what us wops say to make it seem better.
Wop stands for without papers.
As lots of Italian immigrants didn't have passports they would stand in this queue at the docks in the 19th century.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I thought it was WithOut Papers, as that was how they arrived
like my great great grandfather, who I think basically made up a name on arrival and kept it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Good old great grandpa Napoleon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Haha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I hope you're not confusing cathlolocisim
with the exploits of the holy Roman Empire, here? Cos, y'know, there's just a touch of a difference between the two.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Yeah since that was mostly Germany

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Haha, now _that_'s the jewish spirit.
The other day I stubbed my toe on the table, I can't remember putting the table there, must have been a german.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Let's call a "People from the regional area of europe that looks a bit like a boot who are under the command of a centralized goverment from said reagon"
a "People from the regional area of europe that looks a bit like a boot who are under the command of a centralized goverment from said reagon" here.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Roman empire wasn't in any way particularly Italian
neither, for that matter, are catholics.

It's pretty much a coincedence that the Vatican is in Italy. Next most important places to the catholics are in France and Spain as it happens.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

It's no coincidence the Vatican is in Rome, seen as the Roman empire became christian.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

the fact that it's the seat of the Catholic church
isn't really much to do with the Italians, though. In the whole christianity/catholic split, for long periods Spain, France and even England were more "important" to the Catholic church. I thought it was the Vatican by default since England and France effectively overthrew Catholic rulers?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Seen as Italy wasn't a country until fairly recently you are correct.
Gonz is being facetious though, as am I.
The papal states pimped themselves out to anyone who would defend them, as the defenders of the faith. Hence why the Spanish and French are important Cathiolic countries.

The Vatican is in Rome because the Roman Empire became catholic. That be a FACT.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I think Gonz is being stoned.
Yeah, I fucked up with the holy roman empire, I didn't realise that when they tried to resurrect the whole shebang through the catholic church they called it "empire" again.

The Romans would have killed any Italian catholics on sight, though, which does kind of put a flaw in Gonz'z idea.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)

How would they have done that? Catholics didn't exist in the Empire before it became Christian.
The Catholic church split from the Orthodox church way after that.

So the Romans be burning and killing normal Christians and to be honest that was somewhat overstated. Romans were quite into religious tolerance.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I meant in the sense that catholics would be a christian sect.
Mostly the Romans weren't mad for Christians. They displayed some tolerance some of the time but then tend to spoil it with massive outbursts of religious genocide.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)

The Greeks were where it was at, baby.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

If you were a bummer.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

a philosophical bummer, yep.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Or an actual cock in bum bummer.
Those crazy homos.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Until Constantine coverted after he had a dream and the won an important battle
But he wasn't terribly nice as he boiled his wife to death
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Hmm, not really and they mostly made examples of folk.
The Romans had a simple solution to religion, worship who you like as long as you acknowledge our gods. So, they did get pissy at the Christians sometimes but mostly left them alone.

The Jews are the ones who really got it in the necks. One rebellion too many for them.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I blame the "people's front of Judea"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Whatever happened to the popular front?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

They lost a byelection

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

mumpsy, I'd have never guessed this area of history was your subject.
Totally owned. My wife will never forgive me, as it clearly demonstrates I wasn't paying attention when she was talking about her education.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)

I do quite like history, classical stuff be fun.
To an extent cause it's difficult to view things from a certain perspective of that long ago. Easy enough to come out with dry facts but the mindset is so different.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Of course the problem with this is for many religions to acknowledge other gods is sacreligious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Exactly why the Jews got such a kicking off the Romans.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

And you can't tell the difference from the Bromovitz family who run the bagel factory in downtown new york...
... and the levitz family who run the salt beef shop on the upper-east side?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Compelte and utter different gaffettle of fish there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)

what the absolute fuck are you talking about, mate?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

How you can tell the difference between 'romans' and 'holy romans', but every jew is the same to you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

no, I was pointing out the rather vast differnce
between Romans in the historical sense of the Roman empire, Italians, and Catholics.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

They're all yoks and goys to me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

oy vey!
He's just a schnorrer Gonz, let him be.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Gonz. you're about as religious as my nutsack

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I donno what I am, in a religious sense, not a clue. I'm a little bit of everything mostly dosed with a lot of Common Sense.
But I'm still a jew, it's a cultural thing not only 'as well as' religious, but 'also as'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

you know it's this kind of shit that gets Jews persecuted, right?


disclaimer. JOKE.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Haha, it's those fucking hassidics and 'united's that do it.
They're so fucking backwards peasent thinking.

Christians have Westboro.
Muslims have MAC and those imrams out in north-asia/middle-east
Brits have the likes of the EDL and Chavs.
Geeks have the lot like Games Workshops people
Jews have the hassidics and 'uniteds'.

Every demographic has a subdemographic that makes the rest of them embarassed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Scotland has Dundee.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Britain has Scotland

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

This is why we want to fail on our own.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

My boss has remarked on a number of occasions
that 'we find the Hassidics weird too'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

They're fucking phsycos.
1 - Everything, EVERYTHING, is eaither the fault of the germans, if there is any logic desputing this, then that is because they are egyptions 'cus of the whole salve thing 3000 years ago.
2 - Men can't touch women or non-believers
3 - THEY DON'T EAT PORK OR PRAWN
4 - My cousen is 'united', at her batmizata thing, there was 4 hours of some prat banging on about something, 45 minutes of the prat's son banging on about something, and then 15 minutes of the batmiztha girl.
5 - Someone had a go at me 'cus my phone went off.... in the hallway.... outside.... 20 minutes before anything started.
6 - Someone gave me the most limp risted handshake I've ever had that was actually insulting, 'cus he knew I wasn't a true believer 'cus I didn't have my cupal (little hat thing) on.
7 - They honestly truly believe they have the _only_ right to Israel _and_ the surrounding region.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

And the worst thing is that they believe they are better than everyone else.
I can't fucking stand that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Bit of a difference there between the Roman Empire and the Holy Roman Empire.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Is there?
Oh, yeah, you're right. My mistake

Gonz, ignore the Holy bit, I'm talking pish. I just mean the Roman Empire.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)

yeah, you keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

This one wasn't the wops fault.
They tried to let him go but oh no, typical blood thirsty Jews.
"nail the fucker to a cross! Stoning's too good for the cunt!"
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I think he's jealous of him, Gonz
After all, he's been claiming for years that Jesus stole his hair style.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

hair style hotrod
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I like this

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

What is Quanza?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)

s'alright, just looked it up
it's like Christmas and New Year for those of a dusky persuasion.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Yeah', it's an american celebraton of african 'festival of light in the winter'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I made fudge as well,
a lot easier than i thought and very tasty.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I've been making truffles.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

How difficult are they?
I'm pretty lazy.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Basically fudge rolled up and dusted in cocoa?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)

There are different recipes.
Most easy one I made was equal parts double cream to chocolate.
Heat the cream in a pan until little bubbles start to form.
Add a bit of butter, melt it.
Pour this over FINELY CHOPPED chocolate, whisking furiously, and adding your flavouring/booze splashes.
Put in fridge or freeezer til firm.
Use melon baller (and latex gloves) to scoop and shape.
Then roll them in something like crushed nuts or cocoa OR dip em in melted chocolate and get em in the fridge/freezer to set.

Messy but well impressive. I made a batch flavoured with Chambord on Saturday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Chambourd is the stuff in the globe bottle, isn't it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Yup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I drank a large amount of that with blitzed up berries in many cocktails on the day my son was born
It was nom
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I'm going to mix it with champagne and raspberries at new year

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I think one of them might have been just that
Also vodka, lots of vodka
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

It goes very well with Ameretto and crushed toasted almonds in the respect that you can drink the ameretto afterwards.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I do have some double cream left...
Thanks fro the idea.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Somebody brought the most amazing chocolate fudge thing I have ever tasted to ours on Saturday
I may have to torture her to get the recipe!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Did it have pistacchio in?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)

No, it was just soft, melty chocolate that basically disappeared in your mouth
Truly amazing texture and feel, as well as the taste. The whole box lasted about 2 mins
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

You fat fuck

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

*Fonz thumbs*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Y'welcome

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I bet he's even got an "whole" cock
Weekend was spent with baby girl and was ace
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)