I like this, however
what does 4-6am count as in the summer?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Light = it's day.
This is how my system works, anyway.

How's the nipper?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Brilliant, she is so engaging and just hugely smiley and giggly
although she may be teething, her little cheeks are a bit red at the moment, but she does l;ook chritmassy!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

You should make things easier for her
get a scalpel and cut her gums off, cuts down on long term discomfort.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

dorwn it in a fucken bucket, save us all from reading this shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

from you, this is truely ironic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)

shut up mungo, your jsut the latest murder-suicide family waiting to ahppen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I never thought I'd say this, but Quentin
I wish we were related
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:51, Reply)

me too man, i'd have got you socks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I'd have got you socks, but only if you are epileptic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:02, Reply)

i'm not, but i'm sure they'd fit anyway

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)

This is how we feel about you.
If only old Ma Monkeysex had followed this advice back in the day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)

I love you monty boyce, merry xmas

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Having not seen her for a week, I can begin to see how you feel not seeing Len everyday : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

It does my fucking lid in.
Although my mother claims the experience has taught me patience - not traditionally one of my strong suits, if you can believe that.

I just have to try not to think about it or I'll go mad. I'll see her for a bit on Weds night and then not at all until next fucking year.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Without wishing to wind you up, that sucks massive donkey balls
Hopefully Lusty can fill in with Christmas cheer instead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Without wishing to be even more of a moaning old cunt
her job means I'll barely see her over Xmas either.

Bah fucking humbug.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Booze is the answer.
Plus taking the piss out of Parkinsons.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)

This is correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Well, look at it positively
I'm sure you can put the time you'll be spending alone to good use by planning what nice things you can do with them when you see them both again. I'm fairly sure the Christmas you'll plan will kick seven bells out of whatever godawful plebeian nonsense her mother has planned.

/treehuggingnonsense.
(berk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I am desperate to get her to the Peter Pan park in Kensington
which has a top-notch pirate ship* there according to my pal. It's the only thing I've been able to think of that her mother has not already done with her so I'm rather excited about this.

*She is very into pirates for some reason
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Do you mean diabetics?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:02, Reply)

He does not.
It’s a reference to a hilarious night out we once had, which resulting in young Jim here having an excruciating ‘excuse me, that’s not funny ACTUALLY because I have Parkinson’s ACTUALLY’ moment – which he expertly defused by starting a Jew-off with one of her mates.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

should given her a martini to blend...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I THREW IN MY WASHING!!!!
SHE CHOKED ON A SOCK!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Hang on, those are epilepsy jokes aren't they?
He should have said 'you look really foxy. As in Michael J. LOL!!!!!!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)