Never been to Disneyland
Never seen Scarface
Never had a birthday party in McDonalds
Never tried drugs (apart from spliff)
Never had a ra-ra skirt.

I like Screaming, Camping and Abroad. My mum doesn't always let us watch them. I'm 33 and my Dad's almost 55.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 8:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I had a birthday party a wimpy when I was a lad.
You should totally have a mcdonalds birthday party next year.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I hear they're not the same now.
In my day it was all new and exciting so you got a tour of the kitchens and a cup of root beer at the end.
I used to go to Wimpy for my birthday, but it was like a shit restaurant then.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 8:59, Reply)

That's sad to hear. You should do it anyway, just to say you have had one.
I also miss Wimpy. They had real plates and cutlery.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Nah, I'm going to make sure I never do any of those things now.
The only one I'm miffed about is the skirt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Nowt to stop you doing that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Don't think they make them any more and it's not really my style these days

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Ah well, chin up and all that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I want a jumpsuit like Ginger Rogers now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Haloween costume right there.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Not like that1

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)

Never been a litterbug, given head, taken drugs.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)

This reads like a song lyric

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Funny that...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)

That's OK then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I picked up a coke can once and threw it into the gutter, it wasn't even mine.
Just my luck a copper saw me and told me I could have caused a car crash. I sobbed and sobbed. Never before or since have I dropped litter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)

That's good.
Litter Buggery is a bad thing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I knew that,
trust my one act of rebellion to be spotted by a bizzy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)