man, that's a sizeable brick, mate.
Are you sure no-one's nicked it? it's not like you'll have dropped it down the back of the sofa while skinning up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I suspect illegal immigrants have nabbed it,
along with all the wire from those train stations. That particular crime has the strong aroma of Slav about it, if you ask me. There's something very ex-Eastern Bloc about robbing wire from railways.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

They use it to bind the hands of the girls that they trafiic over here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

*tsk*
Those lumpen-browed Slavs, they've no manners, you see? Bad genes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I went to a sofa factory yesterday and in the warehouse it was full of Slavicks.
Coming over here at reduced wages and building our furniture so I can buy it cheaper.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

THE WORLD'S GONE MAD I TELL YOU.
The Paddies are furious, apparently. People coming over here, nicking their jobs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:21, Reply)