You would be right to worry, were it not for the fact that I am fucking NAILS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Thus demonstrating admirably why there's no point raising this shit.
Either people already know they have a problem, in which case it does not good, or they are in denial, in which case it does not good.

I learned the hard way you cannot fix other people. You can support them while they fix them selves, but you can't do it for them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Wait til his daughter finds the mindbenders planted in the album sleeves
She'll be at it and all then
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I have no Wayne Fontana records.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I meant Dave Dee Dozy Beaky Mick and Titch

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I'm more of a Freddie and the Dreamers man, myself*


*I'm not more of a Freddie and the Dreamers man, myself
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:18, Reply)

You aren't Sir Jimmy Saville OBE RIP AICMFP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)

And aren't we all thankful for that?
Evil bastard that he was.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:09, Reply)

The advice 'never speak ill of the dead' has never been less appropriate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:19, Reply)

"Daddy, DADDY, it's me, sandra*, don't you recongise me? Daddy ! I'm 25 years old now, and I'm getting married soon. I wish you wasn't here on this hospital bed in the middle of old-london, and could walk me down the asle as I get married. It would have made me so proud, but you don't even know my name. Daddy? DADDY, No daddy, don't leave me. What's that? I can't hear your last words because your brain has muddled them.... No daddy, I can't pick up drugs for you next friday, I'm getting married next week, we said we'd wait until after I got my degree in space-music from moon-university.... Oh daddy, I'll nip you down to Tescos, they have a [those sweedish suicide people] service, get it over and done with.... *sigh*.... if only I had some kind of inhertiance like your drug dealer will be getting".

* Sandra is a wicked name for flashback puroupouses, I donno why, it just works.

Although seriously, it's not fun having to explain over and over the same thing because someone has lost their mind... or having to watch someone's chest move as they sleep to make sure they're still breathing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Hahahah
I wrote a really mean retort to this but have deleted it.

It mentioned 'deep-fried cream', 'penile mutilation ceremonies' and 'arterial furring', though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Mix up nutella and masciponi into a ball, freeze it, batter'n'deep fry it, wait for the middle to defrost, cover in caramel, batter'n'deep fry again.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)