Alt: Xmas eve: couple of quiet pints in The Railway Inn, Winchester, then back to mother's for an early night.
Xmas day, open my stocking presents (I am 38 lol) which will consist of foodie treats, a book on Romans or something and some underwear, then eat croissants, drink coffee, wait for mother(s) to return from Church.

Assist in the kitchen, eat lunch, wait for sister/brother in law to arrive, mock sister, open gifts, feel a bit ill, watch some bent shit on TV like the fucking Vicar of pissing Dibley, feel a bit ill, bed by about nine.

I no longer get hammered at Christmas nor even overeat that much any more.

When I am back into town on the 27th, however, the Devil's hounds shall be released, and the Alcoholocaust shall begin. I'm DJing an old skool rave set on New Years Day this year, at a 'warehouse space in Whitechapel'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Do you ever go to the pub by yourself? What do you do when you're there?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

The only times I've ever been to the pub on my own was to wait for a train or coach.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I have no problem with solo pub visits or indeed restaurant visits.
'You're never alone with a book', they say. They are of course wrong, but I'll sit and read a book or the Sunday papers over a pint occasionally. I've got properly pissed on my own at home a number of times, but not gone out and done that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Sunday papers + pub - people = win

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I've been in the back of the Railway inn for a night of shit loud music

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I've played there myself a fair few times.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I trying to get a sense of the irony in this post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I'm trying to get a sense of what the fuck you are wittering on about in this post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I described the music there as shit and loud, you immediately claimed to have played there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

That was what I was getting at.
Well done Holmes, another meisterwerk of deduction.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)

'maisterworks' so much better than 'masterworks'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)