Right, I am officially bored at work.
I've done the bit I can do, every thing else is held up waiting either for my colleague to fix some code, or for some cunt an Samsung to reply to my email.

I think I might have a danger-want under the desk, any other suggestions?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

'danger-want' lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:14, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1478850
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:15, Reply)

fucksake

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:17, Reply)

is that like a danger-wank
but with you begging "please?" to yourself all the way through?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:16, Reply)

It's where you want to have one but it's too dangerous even for a danger-wank.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)

"here I am, whispering because I'm surrounded by dozing tigers"
"but fucking hell, I've got balls like watermelons and I'm on a hair trigger"

The Attenborough danger-want.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Clickage.

(berk, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

They had to film those polar bear cubs somewhere else
Just to stop Attenborough knocking one out into their den. He's mad for the large carnivore dangerwank.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)

'If anyone so much as mentions Michaela Strachan I'm going to go off like a spunky firework'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

proper roffle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)