Your Mum wants me to rump her again
but to be honest I haven't got the energy. And if I have to smell her J & D again I will lose my expensive lunch.

Back on planet Earth, I am cooking dinner for the Stunned Mother. Burfday, innit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I hate people with birthdays in December
Akward pricks.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:42, Reply)

my mum, the prick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I hope you tell her that.
"Because, through no fault of your own, you were born in an inconvenient couple of weeks, you only get one present to split between your birthday and Christmas. You awkward prick."
( Kroney, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I will. Through the medium of rape.
It's the only language she understands.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Merry Christmas, now get in the van

( Kroney, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I've got a knife. Get in the van.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)